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22 Jan 2026
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22 Jan 2026 20:24:20
This lot is here for the taking!

22 Jan 2026 20:26:43
I wondered what you looked like winter thanks for your photo and jeep trying 😆🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 20:33:08
Don't have a jeep mate its a landrover. 🌳.

22 Jan 2026 20:46:22
Who organised this Friendly!
🤭🤭🤭.

22 Jan 2026 20:51:17
Wait for it, its coming cus he ain't got a real brain
Tweet tweet little birdie.

22 Jan 2026 20:56:04
Jeep?. 🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 21:18:20
Not by us they’re not.

22 Jan 2026 21:45:05
DTP how can you insult anyones intelligence? Come on cus please tell me🤣🤣🌳.

22 Jan 2026 21:47:22
I said wait for it dave? And guess who obliged?
What do i do a lot trigger? 😁😆🤣🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 21:59:04
And more than once reel him in, love catching cornish gnomes 🎣🎣🎣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 19:03:39
Well one thing is certain we will have to score at least 2 to win as Morato aka Mistake is playing is Jair Cunha that bad?

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22 Jan 2026 19:13:57
Cuhna not in the squad munmad mate.

22 Jan 2026 19:28:58
I really don't rate him at all.

22 Jan 2026 19:38:45
He's in his fantasy team 🤣🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 18:59:24
Christ! Jesus is out now until early February with a “knock”! Gibbs White starts up front.

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22 Jan 2026 18:57:13
Decent side out morata the weak link but at least Milenkovic can try and organise him.

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22 Jan 2026 18:55:29
As per reds, we can all simply go on at the owner, edu, dyche, coaching, and players. All I want tonight is the same heart they put against the gooners. Proud I was actually. Just play as one again with belief. For the badge.

For the working class heroes who feed this bent world of football. Ok I'm not at moment but working from 11 yr old. Early retirement. Sadly. Which is the case for so many gifted players. Or think they are. COYR. FTID.

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22 Jan 2026 19:16:29
Bowie mate look at where we have come from in a few years?
We have nothing to complain about really?

22 Jan 2026 20:54:25
But we do dtp, where we've come from, from the last few years?

22 Jan 2026 16:41:05
Pitch inspection at 5.30 😬.

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22 Jan 2026 19:12:28
Game on perko mate
Braga nothing to worry about they are 20 points behind porto and we beat them easily and porto losing to no hopes so far tonight and against 10 men.

22 Jan 2026 12:24:33
McAtee and Kalimuendo big mistakes TAXI for Edu.

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22 Jan 2026 14:53:57
Bakwa and Ndoye don’t look too hot either Munmad. Luiz is a talent but always injured. If I were Big M I wouldn’t let him spend so much as another penny. And that’s what worries me as some of the strikers we have been linked with look equally as poor as the players you mentioned.

22 Jan 2026 16:19:45
Lucca supposed to be on a plane tonight to sign if rumours are to be believed.

22 Jan 2026 16:52:13
Looks a bit like desperation!
CARLO.

22 Jan 2026 16:59:54
I heard were signing a player from Charlie and the chocolate factory. Umpa lumpa 😁.

22 Jan 2026 17:46:54
Is Lucca Edu, s final gift to us?
CARLO.

22 Jan 2026 18:04:35
Looks like it’s Lucca in. Hopefully he’s not bad Lucca leading us to relegation. Time will tell.

22 Jan 2026 18:41:52
Looks like douglas luiz off to chelsea.

22 Jan 2026 18:42:27
He's been on fire so far this season 🫣🌳.

22 Jan 2026 18:47:08
I'll bet he's on fire at chelsea.

22 Jan 2026 19:19:44
So with that prediction, he'll definitely get a season ending injury within 2mins of his training ground debut. Their problem not ours🤣🌳.

22 Jan 2026 19:39:57
Rather keep him, mistake to let him go.

22 Jan 2026 11:08:27
My team to play Braga

4-4-2

Sels

Savona
Jair Cunha
Abbott
Williams

Dominguez
Yates
Sangare
McAtee

Ndoye
Bakwa.

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22 Jan 2026 12:38:27
My Team to play Braga

9-1

GK
Sels

DEFENCE
Williams
Morato
Murillo
Chuna
Milenkovic
Cuiabano
Aina
Savona
Abbott

Attack
Jesus

We don't need a midfield with Dyche. We just lump it up to Jesus. Should be a valuable 0-0 with that side.

22 Jan 2026 14:23:31
Yes it's going to be a night of parking the flinstone bus. and lobbing the ball up to there defence Dino tactics.

22 Jan 2026 16:05:29
Skegs and Balloons Derbys finest.

22 Jan 2026 16:21:27
🥱🥱🥱🥱💤💤💤Same old, same old eh Skegs and Larry….

22 Jan 2026 16:31:11
Isn't Jesus injured?

22 Jan 2026 16:54:25
You know we're right though stokie 😁.

22 Jan 2026 18:38:58
“Who will rid me of these turbulent priests “…. 😂😂😂💤💤.

22 Jan 2026 18:42:28
Spot on Ripley.

22 Jan 2026 19:17:51
Jyst get the serbinator to knock on their doors stokey.

22 Jan 2026 11:07:55
No idea what the team will be tonight but I don't want to see, Murillo, Malenkovic, Williams, Anderson or Gibbs-White anywhere near the squad.

Where's MUNMAD when you need him?

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22 Jan 2026 12:40:48
Posted above mate.

22 Jan 2026 09:14:01
If the game goes ahead tonight seems like it will be played in quagmire, ideal for the long ball game, but looks like no one upfront for us to capitalise.

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22 Jan 2026 09:54:30
That's nothing new 🤣.

22 Jan 2026 16:24:57
I don’t know much about Braga or their pitch Mossy but modern pitches tend to be well drained and not prone to turning into quagmires.
Any long balls aerially tend to zip off a wet surface and go out for a throw or through to the keeper.
But as we don’t play a long ball game anyway, it’s irrelevant……🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄😉😉.

Matchday 22 - Quick Round Up

22 Jan 2026 09:23:33
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Matchday 22 - Quick Round Up

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22 Jan 2026 06:36:26
No Jesus tonight. so looks like the smiling assassin 🫣.

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22 Jan 2026 06:55:31
Watch him bag a hat trick.

22 Jan 2026 08:10:33
Awonyi can't play not in the squad so Ndyia up front with Hudson and MGW with Yates back a couple of youngsters on the bench no sweat.

22 Jan 2026 08:32:39
Awoniyi not in the europa squad so can't play
So no striker.

22 Jan 2026 09:07:50
Only a matter of time before Jesus got injured!, Sean must have taken notice how Pontius Pilate treated the original.

22 Jan 2026 09:56:41
So milenkovic up front then jobs a good un 😁 if he can't get onto the crosses and long balls we might as well forget it 🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 16:26:23
Someone please, please kill
me now……. 🥱🥱💤💤😵😵😂….

22 Jan 2026 16:56:05
Yes with a candlestick in the library. Any 🙋‍♂️ volunteers 🤣🤣.

22 Jan 2026 18:39:48
Just make it quick……. 😵🥱😂💤.

22 Jan 2026 19:09:42
They’d be queuing up Skegs because you are a total twonk.

21 Jan 2026 21:49:27
Not sure what room we have with ffp or whatever it’s called now but we desperately need a striker. We need to sell some deadwood and get things moving. It’s very frustrating atm
What’s the betting tomorrow night we create a few chances and just can’t take them yet again? I like Jesus he really puts a shift in but he just doesn’t seem capable of scoring the goals we require.

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22 Jan 2026 02:24:06
I think it could be a case of sell before we buy or at least free some wages up.

22 Jan 2026 05:40:54
Agree Dave it may be the only way- and if that is the case it shows just what a basket case the club is we’ve wasted hundreds of millions on rubbish.

22 Jan 2026 08:34:58
Heard it all before about players being crap
Remember sangare for the first two years?
Three managers with different styles haven't helped the new boys settle either.

 


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