Nottingham Forest Discussions

02 Mar 2026 19:39:53
A joke for discussions.

The snob asks the bartender for a 12-year-old Scotch. The bartender serves him, but the snob spits it out. "Hey, what are you trying to pull? I know my scotch, and this isn't 12-year-old, it's 5-year old! "

The bartender apologizes "Sorry, sir, we really don't have much demand here for 12 year scotch and all I have is 5 year. Can I get you something else? "

"Yes, " the snob demanded. "Get me a 20 year cognac. " The bartender served him, and the snob immediately spit it out. "What are you trying to pull? I know my cognac, and this is only 10 year cognac. "

The bartender apologizes again, once again explaining that his humble bar doesn't carry much fancy liquor. "Can I get you something else? "

"Yes, " the snob says, "just get me a glass of the oldest bottled of wine you have in this dump. "

The bartender goes into the cellar to look around. Meanwhile, an old homeless man has been sitting at the end of the bar, watching this spectacle unravel. He walks up to the snob and taps him on the shoulder. "Here, " the man says, "try this" and slides him a glass of amber liquid.

The snob tastes it. "HOLY DUCK IS THIS URINE? "

"Yeah, " the homeless man says, "now tell me how old I am! " 🌳.

01 Mar 2026 15:57:53
Absolutely pathetic.

01 Mar 2026 17:36:02
We weren't even that good.

27 Feb 2026 12:31:32
Midtjyland next round. but waste of time most of you getting excited about it. because you want to rest players and put second string out 🤣.

27 Feb 2026 13:39:10
VP is in an invidious position. Due to poor recruitment, none of it his fault, whatever selection decision he makes is going to disappoint someone, mate. Prem is the priority, which is a shame after our long absence from Europe.

28 Feb 2026 00:19:26
The thing is, Big M still wants to give the EL a real go. So, whoever the coach is, we'll have to play our best players to progress. It all goes down to signings again. You can't spend 200 mill and not strengthen your first XI.

Forget about signing squad players. Sign players that will battle it out with MGW, etc. Have a stress-free Saturday. All starts again Sunday.

22 Feb 2026 21:03:10
Just like to give a huge HUGE well done to the actor Robert aramayo on receiving his BAFTA for me one of the best films ever (I swear) based on the life of John Davidson. A Scottish laddie who grew up with tourrettes in the early 80s before the syndrome was really diagnosed.

Tears for them both. Couldn't hold back. if ever any of ya get the chance please watch it. 😇❤️.

21 Feb 2026 23:00:10
Like to say well done to Leigh wood, one of our own, great performance, well done Leigh,

22 Feb 2026 06:59:04
I look forward to him fighting at the WFCG if a fight can be arranged.

24 Feb 2026 16:19:14
DTP will take him on. Stevie F knows how to get hold of him. Sorry, Ff, couldn't resist it, mate.

19 Feb 2026 21:14:53
Well done Ed033, we now see the real amount of thumbs up
Doubt we'll see double figures anymore.

{Ed033's Note - Hopefully, not.

19 Feb 2026 20:58:34
Great performance tonight. the players turned up on thousands a week. 🤔 maybe they should of played like that all season. Anyway I'm off i have more important things going on in my life than worrying about how millionaires are playing. great knowing you lads enjoyed many years on site knowing you all differences or not hope you all keep well.

20 Feb 2026 18:57:27
Take care, Skegs. I wish you all the best, mate. You'll be missed. Come back when you can, buddy.

20 Feb 2026 21:13:05
Bye, see you soon under another name.

21 Feb 2026 21:51:41
24 hours and he's back. 🤣🤣🤣 Can't leave his imaginary pub. 🤣🤣🤣

22 Feb 2026 10:37:45
Cheers, Arizona and Dtp. You'd miss me. 😍

19 Feb 2026 11:22:04
Farmer arrested up the road from here this morning. Lot of fuss, can't think who it might be? Anyway Reds, focus on Turkey, first win for Vitor please.

19 Feb 2026 14:49:43
Great post, Norfolk. Just glad it wasn't Bernard Matthews, mate!. 😂😂😂😂😂

15 Feb 2026 21:14:33
Just wrong eds? Am I banned. Or cannot reply to Ripley?

{Ed033's Note - The new set up allows you to go to the My Profile page and see if your username has a short term 'ban'. You were in the 'Sin Bin' for 24 hours. Probably for posting incoherent text. :)

18 Feb 2026 18:23:28
Ha ha, just like ice hockey but longer. No 'high sticking' now, Bowie, soft lad.

15 Feb 2026 23:11:36
Ed 33, does this new set up mean the likes of silkman cannot give himself the likes of 24 thumbs up on trivial political views.

{Ed033's Note - That''s the idea.

21 Feb 2026 20:07:28
By which you mean responding to a political post put on by other people.