Nottingham Forest Banter

 

Use our rumours form to send us Nottingham Forest transfer rumours.


 
Text Size Adjuster: 18px
19 Jun 2026 15:14:01
In order to view all of today's banter, you may have to visit our Nottingham Forest banter 2 to Nottingham Forest banter 10 pages linked at the bottom of this page.

19 Jun 2026 11:57:02
And look at all of those lovely 3.00pm Saturday kick offs.

2


19 Jun 2026 12:09:51
For now. Till they sort the TV fixtures out.

We should get more than the one last year though.

1


19 Jun 2026 10:11:17
So, Leeds at home first game then Liverpool away the following weeend.
Just been accosted by the third Forest couple this morning in Rhodes, to follow the 2 yesterday in Crete.
Off to Turkey (Ephesus) tomorrow. Lots of hot weather and cold beer.
Have I missed anything? Apart from the England Croatia game? A belter by most accounts. Hope everyone’s OK? Uuuuu redddss.

0


19 Jun 2026 13:45:44
The morning conversation goes like this.
Stokey, "Just going to the toilet, love."
Mrs Stokey, "Why are you taking your phone with you?"
Stokey, "I might just check in with my Banter admirers, they will be missing my wit and knowledge."
Mrs Stokey, "Don't be so blummin daft, of course they won't."

1


19 Jun 2026 15:06:07
There is some truth in what you say, Gazzi, my friend. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I think 2 things jogged my memory and made me think of you guys
The first one was being approached by the Trickies abroad as mentioned.
Secondly, I did visit the "Throne Room" at the Palace of Knossos yesterday. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

0


19 Jun 2026 15:12:30
To my wife's annoyance, I did manage to catch a few highlights of the Canada v Qatar game this morning.
She said "I bet you can't even name 3 Qatar players."
I said "Oh yes I can. Eric Clapton, Hank Marvin and Jimmi Hendrix." πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

0


Everton Need One Clear Squad Plan

19 Jun 2026 07:39:13
{Ed's Note - OptimumShots has posted a new article entitled, Everton Need One Clear Squad Plan

0


18 Jun 2026 17:44:12
Just like to add on here to the English ignorance. Ok, only one game in. But my, that was the best football I've seen in a lot of years from them. Believing and actually pushing forward. With a manager (actually) telling them to do so. Just my opinion. Give it a whirl. You may be shocked.

2


18 Jun 2026 19:30:51
Well said that man. πŸ‘ 🌳

2


18 Jun 2026 21:19:38
If you're talking about the second half, I totally agree.
First half, we were well off it though. I fear for our defence at times.

2


18 Jun 2026 23:11:46
I was actually Gazz, but at least Tuchel kicked their arse for playing the ball back at times. 1st half. Been a while.

1


18 Jun 2026 11:26:25
So much for getting our transfer business done early zilch zero.

3


18 Jun 2026 15:22:05
Wow, don't panic, don't panic. Cmon Munmad, for Taylor's sake.

1


18 Jun 2026 15:30:38
I think EM was quite clear that he wouldn't address transfers until after the WC.

2


18 Jun 2026 15:55:05
If players are not signing new contracts, or are waiting to see whether they can increase their value at the World Cup, then nothing is going to happen until after that, if the player is there.

2


18 Jun 2026 16:05:53
If you want a deal that might happen quickly...

Roma needs to generate capital gains by June 30 to comply with UEFA Financial Fair Play regulations, making them eager to sell players.

Forest are interested in Jan Ziolkowski. He is not at the 2026 World Cup because the Poland national team failed to qualify for the main tournament.



He is a Polish international cb, and is supposed to be a good prospect.

Roma are also rumoured to want Savona. My guess is they'd want him after the deadline, but to sell the Polish lad before for FFP.

If we get him cheaper because they are desperate, it might make sense.

2


18 Jun 2026 17:14:36
Must be one helluva P@#s he's having then, Cyprus!!!
🀣🀣🀣

1


17 Jun 2026 23:14:08
Wtf is that woman waffling on about with her blackboard and chalk.... Appropriately she's in what looks like a kitchen.

9


18 Jun 2026 00:20:53
It's Blackboard Betty "bam-ba-lam". 🌳

4


18 Jun 2026 00:35:07
Me and the Mrs said the same, lol. We've heard of cut backs, but.......

But then again, it was just as cringeworthy as Jamie "Spit a lot" Carragher with his iPad, lol.

Bellingham, great goal - but where was he first half? Gordon, didn't know he was playing until he got subbed, lol.

Defence????? Stones hasn't played all season and gets a start - he must enjoy a 12" bratwurst!

3


18 Jun 2026 00:51:53
My mate sent me a text pic of her chalking her grocery items out. 🀣

2


18 Jun 2026 06:38:35
Rod Stewart cancels a gig in America, 24 hrs later he's seen cheering Scotland on against Haiti???
🀨🀨🀨
He's as "Scottish" as a Morris Dancer.

2


18 Jun 2026 08:35:57
Get well soon Jeremy Clarkson, legend. Love your farm series πŸ‘πŸ‘

2


18 Jun 2026 11:39:41
I second that, mate.
Got checked a few months ago (My son's orders).
All good, however, it can strike at any time; some have no symptoms at all.
Dreadful killer it is. It's actually more common in men now than breast cancer is in women.

3


18 Jun 2026 12:56:24
Now I have the all clear, I'll go drive Jeremy's tractor till he recovers, but I'll need a translator for Gerald, bless him!

Get well soon, Jeremy. 😊

2


18 Jun 2026 15:23:30
Brilliant, Keeff. πŸ€£πŸ‘

1


17 Jun 2026 21:36:48
As I said same s****.

2


17 Jun 2026 23:02:01
Worst game ever. 🀣🌳

1


17 Jun 2026 23:06:36
As in 2004, when we beat Croatia 4-2 in the group stages.

Anderson was a credit to himself, his family, his club and his country.

6


18 Jun 2026 05:51:21
Wow, we won then. Only to be expected, really, against a poor Croatia. After watching the highlights, I fell asleep at half time.

1


17 Jun 2026 19:24:36
England Live Chat is open gentlemen. 🌳

0


17 Jun 2026 16:44:49
Come on England ⚽️.

1


17 Jun 2026 17:46:23.
πŸ΄πŸ†πŸ΄

1


17 Jun 2026 17:51:17
🎢"Talk about football coming home
And then one night in Rome
We were strong, we had grown
And now I see Ince ready for war
Gazza good as before
Shearer certain to score
And Psycho screaming.
Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
No more years of hurt
No more need for dreaming.


It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming, Football's coming home
It's coming home, it's coming home
It's coming, Football's coming home!."🎢

1


17 Jun 2026 19:24:24
Same old England, get excited before the game. Ready for the rage after the game, because we will sit back after going a goal up and lose.

1


17 Jun 2026 19:26:55
Skegs, may I direct you to England Live. πŸ‘†

0


17 Jun 2026 19:31:56
And the Geordie git. πŸ˜‰

0


17 Jun 2026 19:32:36
And peddling Pete. 🀭

1


17 Jun 2026 19:39:34
And, of course, happy Larry. 😁

0


17 Jun 2026 20:17:06
This will be a tight match...
Best of luck!!!

2


17 Jun 2026 20:24:58
And afterwards rogie
There coming home
There coming home
Englands coming home πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Well fishing season started yesterday "of course"

0


17 Jun 2026 15:54:40
Can you feel the tension building? No, me neither. Hopefully I'll start caring as the kick-off approaches.

In other news, Karl Darlow is available of a free contract after his current one expired.

1


17 Jun 2026 18:58:04
He'd be a very good back up to Sels.

2


17 Jun 2026 19:25:24
Think we need a younger goalkeeper as back up.

0


17 Jun 2026 19:37:03
Not as far as goalkeepers are concerned, Stellaboy. Experience is essential.
Sorry to hear your news, by the way.

1


17 Jun 2026 20:01:48
Sign Shilton on a short term deal, then plenty of experience. 😁 Cheers, Baldy.

0



Nottingham Forest Banter 2


Nottingham Forest Banter 3


Nottingham Forest Banter 4


Nottingham Forest Banter 5


Nottingham Forest Banter 6


Nottingham Forest Banter 7


Nottingham Forest Banter 8


Nottingham Forest Banter 9


Nottingham Forest Banter 10


Nottingham Forest Banter Archives


 

Posting / Reply Form

To post you must be logged in with a username. Please Log In or Register for a username.


 
Log In or Register to post
User
Pass
Change Consent