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03 Nov 2026 20:14:30
Hey Mossy, it might well be Man Utd pulling the trigger first. Roma have just cut them open so easily.
03 Nov 2026 20:21:19
🤣🤣can't we play Utd instead of City? They are terrible, makes our defending ATM look world class.
03 Nov 2026 20:27:48
Watching Man Utd too - unbelievable stuff. Thought it might be worth watching 😮. Feel sorry for Carrick.
03 Nov 2026 20:41:43
It's woeful RHR, the players are desperately letting Carrick down. They are litterly being opened up at will by Roma. Then going the other way none of them actually want the ball.
03 Nov 2026 20:48:52
Good, i bet roma, easiest bet of the night along with Norwich beating the sheep.
03 Nov 2026 20:54:33
That Soulé looks some player. 👍.
03 Nov 2026 21:43:36
Just lije i said easy bet 😁😂😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 21:46:22
Credit where credit is due, that 3rd goal from Cunha, great game to watch.
03 Nov 2026 21:46:51
Thats nuno stuffed if he had an eye on united job 😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 21:50:50
Posted to soon, mind loving the result down the Brian Clough Way.
03 Nov 2026 21:55:11
Mossey you'll have upset ripely now.
03 Nov 2026 21:59:31
They've got Villa on Sunday, fancy Villa to get a result up there. They were lucky tonight, definitely not a pen, missed the pen, then got a reprieve. There's bigger problems in that dressing room than ours.
03 Nov 2026 22:16:38
Sometimes that one defining moment changes a season though winter.
03 Nov 2026 22:53:18
What a dick cuhna is
Scores a great one does something stupid and does something stupid again
Some players never learn their responsibility to the team.
03 Nov 2026 19:43:31
Hopefully Glasner out as soon as possible then a humble, grovelling apology to Nuno and we'll be up and running again for a top 8 finish. What's Marinakis playing at, do the right thing!
03 Nov 2026
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03 Nov 2026 20:02:02
Love it Winter!
03 Nov 2026 20:08:04
I've just found the Gemini app on my phone 🤣.
03 Nov 2026 17:07:52
So the players now fully support OG. Did they not previously? It's all a smokescreen- he's lost the dressing room and we all know it.
It won't be long before the players are knocking on Marinakis' door like they did with Dyche. Boohoo he was running them too hard 🤣
Utter tripe- these pansies need to man up and realise just how bloody lucky they are.
03 Nov 2026 16:47:30
Stokey, I commend you for your lengthy post. Those who believe that a sense of entitlement justifies an audacious yet simplistic approach to provocation are as unnecessary as an appendix.
03 Nov 2026 19:31:37
Stokey's posts are always lengthy Ripley! Thanks for your support for me as well mate.
I've just pointed out the Equality Act of 2010 to Larry below. Whether he'll digest this is a different matter altogether.
03 Nov 2026 19:45:03
Not once did i mention anything to do with disability, I simply said, if you read it back. Forest tickets should be offered to Nottingham people first & not glory hunters traveling half way across the country once a year, when there local team should be support. Get your facts right & stop trying to manufacture something out of nothing lego.
03 Nov 2026 19:58:24
In Larry's defense, if you all take time to read back he didn't say anything like what has been insinuated by Colonel Custard(Stokey). It's just poop stirring and bad maths thinking 3+1=69.
03 Nov 2026 20:07:26
BTW if he had I and many others would have called it out. FACT.
03 Nov 2026 20:40:58
Seen the sheep score at half time 0-3 😂😂😂
Thank god we haven't got their owner 😂.
03 Nov 2026 22:31:53
Thanks Winter.
03 Nov 2026 22:43:52
Lego the weddings off anyway
Once he told me he lived in a gated community the alarm bells rang 😁😂😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 23:03:28
Made me chuckle DTP. Thank you.
03 Nov 2026 23:09:09
Lighten up pal.
03 Nov 2026 23:10:37
You really don't have much intelligence, lateral thinking nor empathy at all do you Larry? My post earlier was a wind-up to see your reaction to it. As was my post last night to you 3 stooges.
The replies to both posts have confirmed my initial thoughts about all of you. Thank you.
03 Nov 2026 23:33:08
Just given you pal a new codemnation medal lego at the bottom pages and you live there now,some mate he is 😂😂😂
03 Nov 2026 16:10:33
Apart from the absolute elite managers, almost every manager on the planet would want to come to a Prem club with an ambitious billionaire owner.
03 Nov 2026 16:46:04
I would certainly Cyclist. 3 years pay for 4 months work. What's not to like? 😂😂😂
Lovely Jubbly!
03 Nov 2026 16:58:18
Sounds like your old job Stokie 3 years pay for 4 hrs work. 🤣🤣.
03 Nov 2026 17:04:03
Larry 🤣 🤣 🤣.
03 Nov 2026 17:23:11
At least I had a real job though eh Mr McKay? 😂😂😂
Skeggs " Ooooo you're so funny Greavesy " 🙄.
03 Nov 2026 17:45:48
You wouldn't last 5 mins when a wing goes up Stokie. Stood there quoting Oscar Wilde:
"Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly.”
So come on lads back to your cells. There's good boys 🤣🤣.
03 Nov 2026 17:54:47
'Tales from the Recliner'.
03 Nov 2026 18:10:29
Hey up strawberry blonde how's it going 😁.
03 Nov 2026 18:48:54
Do you mean Mr Trump, 80 year old strawberry blond !
👨💼👨💼😇😇
CARLO.
03 Nov 2026 19:09:51
I'd imagine you've been at many fights, Larry and caused most of them. What happens when a wing goes up at HMP Mothercare mate? Did you sit them on the naughty step ? Or just tuck them in with fluffy duvets ?
03 Nov 2026 19:55:05
Don't forget, you lot used to sit down Radford Road playing poker when you were getting paid. 😇.
03 Nov 2026 19:58:08
🤣🤣🤣 stokie something else your wrong about pal. fact and has for you ever being a policeman thats definitely a joke your a retired traffic warden. one of them blokes that sneaks up on you when you've left your car and puts a ticket on it and runs away before the owner comes back 🤣🤣 stokie the traffic warden sounds bang on 😁.
03 Nov 2026 20:22:48
In all fairness Stokie I want to congratulate you on your commendation. Rescuing a driver, his van & his full load of Krispy Kreme donuts. 🤣🤣.
03 Nov 2026 21:07:47
Again, totally inappropriate and out of order Larry. Never deride anyone's awards for bravery in helping others. I didn't know about Stokey's award, but after becoming friends with the guy it seems totally in line with his character.
I also helped to save a load of people on a tram in Sarajevo from further harm after it was blown up with a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) and then follow-up rifle fire. That was in early 1995.
Yes, I've been gauging your reaction to my semi-windup posts over the last couple of days. However, I'm serious now. Please don't take the micky out of others' bravery in trying to save lives.
03 Nov 2026 21:14:07
Tit for tat from your mate lego
Stokey trys to orchestrate it,but not very good at it.
03 Nov 2026 21:28:09
'Tit for tat'. Can you not even realise how petty and pathetic you sound DTP? I'm talking about people saving other peoples lives here - not some pathetic argument on a banter site nor your fragile ego.
03 Nov 2026 22:21:08
Cyclist. Your informant is unreliable mate. we only played snooker. 😇😂😂
Skeggs. perhaps a few too many Stellas mate but if I've deciphered your stream of consciousness post I think you are saying a was in fact a sneaky traffic warden rather than a cop. Oddly enough the only parking ticket I ever issued in 30 years was on a Rolls Royce parked on double yellows outside the Commodore corner of Bar Lane and Nuthall Road. It turned out it belonged to The Batchelors because one of them called at Bar Lane Nick to complain about it after I'd gone off duty. That was when I was a probationary PC. as you would say " Fact” 😂😂😂😂
Larry, although a mildly amusing post, it does indicate that your poor attention to detail ( amongst other defects) would mean you'd never ever be able to become a Police Officer. I clearly stated it was a bus ( actually a NCT double decker ) with around a dozen passengers on board, not a donut van. The driver had legged it but I managed to catch him ( I was in plain clothes as part of Night Crime ) and persuade him back to the bus then reverse it onto Noel St, turn it round and head back towards the Piccadilly bus depot. I was lucky that the rioters were too busy looting shops along Radford Road to bother with me.
I not only got a CC commendation but also one from Nottm City Transport. Still got it somewhere in the house.
03 Nov 2026 15:40:45
It's now official, there's more ex- Nottingham Forest coaches than Elvis Presley impersonators out there 🤦..
Fulham, Palace, Newcastle, man Utd and of course us, who will pull the trigger first to start the merry go round going..
03 Nov 2026 12:01:46
The further we get into the season, the more difficult it becomes. Once we get into December/January, recruitment will already be shaped around Glasner's system and the players he wants. If the club then pull the rug after that window, the replacement inherits a team with very little opportunity to reshape it.
We could have wasted both the transfer window and precious weeks of the season. Those weeks start disappearing fast while a new manager tries to gel the squad, introduce a new system and somehow turn things around with players they didn't choose.
Who would want to come here knowing we have a trigger happy owner and such a high turnover.
03 Nov 2026 13:30:01
A great summary and post again Robbo. No continuity, no joined up thinking in recruitment or strategy. Short term and hand to mouth planning.
03 Nov 2026 17:19:32
When Brisn Clough arrived in January 1975. His first league game was Fulham away. We won 1 0.
He had to wait another 12 ganes before getting another win.
Good job chairmen weren't so trigger happy back then.
03 Nov 2026 17:45:56
People forget 67 that Forest finished much lower in the table than when Cloughie arrived.
But we had a Chairman leading a committee of honourable men who would rather have thrown themselves off Trent Bridge than done anything to harm the club they loved.
Not like today where it's a rich man's plaything.
03 Nov 2026 20:25:27
We had stuart dryden who was convicted of fraud for embessling money from the post office and sent to prison
Honourable men? 😂😂😂
Suprised you wasn't on that case 😂😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 12:21:27
Ok, just catching up with stuff.
First of all a big shout out to Larry. A bit late to the party but in his crass remark to Lego suggesting he support Redruth FC and dismissing the heroic efforts of veterans and the disabled to travel long distances is nothing short of appalling and disgraceful. Still, in fairness, it must be easier to make a journey whilst having no legs than to do it with having no brain, like you Larry.
Your posts convince me, yet again, that your supposed career as a Prison Officer was purely imaginary or short lived at best. That sort of " banter” as you call it would get you sacked or seriously assaulted in any prison unless it was HMP Mothercare. A prison officer? No way. An inmate? Much more likely.
Incidentally, ( and less importantly) your ignorant Bridewell remarks couldnt be further from the truth. Hyson Green riots, Miners Strike, mutual aid to Corby and the Met, been there, done it. Got my first Chief Constables Commendation rescuing a bus driver and his passengers from the mob on Radford Road in 1981.
DTP. I knew you wouldnt have the bottle to meet up with me man to man, face to face. Spineless keyboard warrior that you are. Also, you are entitled to your opinion on here regarding Mr M despite the fact that several posters and myself have factually pointed out his failings. We are in the Prem despite him not because of him. We could have a much better owner.
But at least we are the only football club without any debt and the City Ground is owned by NFFC right?
Skeggs, always the victim, never your fault eh? If you are such a hardworking and decent family man, it begs the obvious question as to why you behave like a complete " tw”t” on here.
RRH, in view of the above, you must be very proud of your boys, particularly as regards Mr McKays remarks to Lego 👍👍👏🏻👏🏻.
03 Nov 2026 12:58:40
I'll meet you under one condition, bring some headphones and your daughter the physio;
My backs killing me 😁😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 13:23:51
Oooh Stokie thats told me, how do I recover from that. Still beating the old, I'll make out he wasn't a prison officer line. That'll get to him 🤣 Never mind Redruth FC, shouldn't you be down the Britannia Stadium every week. Waving your wedgewood rattle ?
03 Nov 2026 13:32:52
Living down to my expectations as usual lads
🙄 Kinda proves my points.
03 Nov 2026 13:38:08
Happiness is a rod in your hand
Shakesphere 🎣🎣🎣.
03 Nov 2026 14:05:33
Much more likely to be Isaac Walton mate, if anybody. I don't need to go fishing these days because they keep throwing themselves into the net. a bit like your own goals with debt and ground ownership.😉.
03 Nov 2026 14:09:39
You should know DTP. Anyway it's "Shakespeare " not " Shakesphere”.
See what I mean about own goals ? 😁.
03 Nov 2026 14:11:44
I would rather have a meet and greet with Ted bundy.🤣🤣.
03 Nov 2026 14:13:10
Stokey, don't involve me in all this. I've kept well clear. Sometimes it goes too far, but this time it has nothing to do with me. Typical copper, tar everyone with the same brush.🖕.
03 Nov 2026 14:42:37
FYI it's Redruth United. Bunch of yards spelt with a T. 🤣.
03 Nov 2026 15:26:18
Sorry to hear about your back problem DTP. Perhaps you need to order a new backbone mate.🤔.
03 Nov 2026 15:38:13
Appropriate for the last few days. 10 years ago to the day, FACT😉
Police officer Stokey: Sir, you can't fish here
DTP: I'm not fishing, I'm teaching my pet worms how to swim.
03 Nov 2026 15:49:02
Like ot RHR 😂😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 15:55:10
You weren't invited Skegs. They don't allow recliners in the WFCG. By the way, it's odd that since your "bin man” expose I can't get "My old man's a dustman” by Lonnie Donegan out of my head mate.
For you DTP, it's " Coward of the County” by Kenny Rogers.
As for you RRH, you supported and encouraged these half wits ( and that's being generous). Far from being tarred with the same brush you're actually p'ssing in the same pot. There's more chance of Cornish independence than you wriggling out of that one.😉.
03 Nov 2026 16:44:19
Is that the best you've got stokie. and I thought reading books made you smart 🤣🤣🤣.
03 Nov 2026 16:49:17
Stokey, says you, Judge, Jury and mundane codger. I don't need to wriggle anywhere thanks because I've had literally nothing to do with the arguments above. Your just trying to drag me in because I'm younger than DTP and a date with me is more appealing. Sorry but to quote an old Naval friend of mine "I don't do men". 🤣.
03 Nov 2026 16:57:37
Steppenwolf, 'Born to be mundane' tis perfect for the codger👌.
03 Nov 2026 19:02:07
Thank you for your support Stokey. You have the two character traits I most admire in people, loyalty and empathy, in abundance mate.
I'm not one for playing the 'disability card', nor as a former Army Sergeant am I a 'shrinking violet'. However Larry, your comments and implication about my travel movements could be construed as discriminatory by many people living in wheelchairs. This is bound in law under the Equality Act of 2010. I would tread very, very carefully on this subject if I were you.
03 Nov 2026 17:29:16
DTP what's poor old RHR got to do with it?
Either I've stumbled across a gay threesome or attention to detail is not one of your strong points?
I'd be contacting my solicitor if I were Red Hot Red.😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 19:27:35
Haha Stokey, I wondered if anyone else had seen that🤣.
03 Nov 2026 19:38:15
Not once did I mention anything to do with disability. I simply said if you read it back, Forest tickets should be offered to Nottingham people first & not glory hunters travelling half way across the country once a year, when there local team should be supported. Get you facts right.
03 Nov 2026 19:28:38
RRH,
As you keep bringing in this gay vibe mate I'm beginning to think you're in that place in Egypt. now what's it callled? Oh yes. De Nile.
Nothing to be ashamed about mate. To be honest, I thought it was compulsory in Cornwall.😁😇.
03 Nov 2026 19:53:52
Also it's all becoming pot kettle black again, there you go insulting an entire county of people. Very grown up 😏.
03 Nov 2026 19:55:22
Give it up stokey,you couldn't stoke a fire if you tried
Iv'e been waitimg for one of your regurgated old jokes off the imternet
How was the spag boll last night ?😁.
03 Nov 2026 19:51:53
Oh Stokey, you are so, so funny, my sides are splitting. I'm not the one offering to meet strange men on any given weekend. It's okay, I'll open the door for you, all you have to do is step out of the closet. 😇 🎣🎣.
03 Nov 2026 20:33:57
Who you calling strange?
Should jave warned me i was being groomed winter 😁.
03 Nov 2026 21:01:27
Stokey you mean issac newton,wev'e all watched the waltons grow up and non are called issac 😁😂.
03 Nov 2026 22:37:56
DTP Thanks for asking mate. In the event we didn't go to Carluccios but went next door to The Encore, an old fashioned pub with a wood burner on a cold night. Lovely food and a nice pint. I had steak and Malbec pie whilst my wife had Chicken and Thatchers Cider Pie with all the trimmings and some nice desserts.
I'd recommend it. The stage play was wonderful and we are looking forward to seeing Part 2 in December with the same cast.
All in all, a superb evening and home for midnight.👍👍👍.
03 Nov 2026 23:01:14
Suprised you let her have a thatchers cider pie
Bit against the grain ? 😁😂😂
You shaw you'll remember part one come december ? 😁😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 23:05:38
Put one in there for you.
03 Nov 2026 23:12:20
🤣sorry DTP, hey take it as a compliment that your still being groomed at your age🤣.
03 Nov 2026 23:14:38
RRH
" There's only 2 things come from Cornwall. Steers and queers. And I don't see no horns boy. So what does that make you?”
😂😂😂.
03 Nov 2026 23:41:01
What did you buy her for desert gladys knight with loads of pips ?
03 Nov 2026 11:35:47
That is tragic news coming from Tenerife, after their striker died following an on field collision with a goalkeeper.
This just illustrates what can happen, and how lucky Taiwo was when he collided with a post!
RIP Miguel
03 Nov 2026 13:13:57
It is mate.
Yes RIP Miguel.
03 Nov 2026 13:25:27
I'm surprised the footage is widely available on the beeb. A bit distasteful. Very sad.
03 Nov 2026 16:51:46
Internal bleeding or haemorrhage in any major organs, particularly the brain, is very difficult to spot and usually fatal very quickly
A tragic waste of a young footballer's life. Imagine how the goalkeeper who clattered him ( and got a straight red) feels too.absolutely dreadful.
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