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CARLO.
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21 Jan 2026 17:59:51
Yeah milkman ERNIE the milkman the lyrics (was my replies) as for alcoholic nah couldn't afford it. But do enjoy over the weekend. My only poison is forest. Slow burn.
21 Jan 2026 18:15:17
Give it a spin on YouTube reds (classic 🤣🤣) to play the kids at there games mmmmmwah 👍.
21 Jan 2026 23:47:12
Bowie behave its far to obvious 🤔.
22 Jan 2026 02:22:21
Looks like someone has got in his head.
22 Jan 2026 10:31:47
Swear not me dtp I was actually as suprised as you.
22 Jan 2026 12:45:50
Doesn't need second guessing who's behind it then bowie, tweet, tweet, he's got a knack for stirring.
20 Jan 2026 17:25:51
Just like to change the scene from trump. I mean yawn. Anyway, bbc etc keep showing the old films from 50s/ 60s. Why don't I ever see James cagney films. Legend when I was a kid. "I'm on top of the world ma, just brilliant. But each film had a meaning. The good old days. Btw I was 60s born 😇.
20 Jan 2026 18:19:05
I too was 60's born Bowie. I do love the old films from the 50s/ 60s. However, partly to wind you up and partly to state a fact - it has now been one month since the US DoJ became legally obliged to hand over all of the Epstein files and for a list of the redacted files/ reasons why to be published.
One month later - a small proportion of the files released and many heavily-redacted.
I'm certainly not yawning whilst writing this and nor should others be reading it. I think it's a total affront to the essence of democracy and, frankly, the burial of truth and transparency. Spot the difference between Trump and Putin? I'm struggling.
RIP the Epstein files - lost to DoJ shredders.
20 Jan 2026 18:32:50
If TACO has already got or gets dementia you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
My other post didn't get put on.
20 Jan 2026 18:36:05
Again yawn. Meanwhile back at the ranch.
20 Jan 2026 18:38:49
Your new false prophet is about to do a White House briefing, Bowie. He'll ramble on with lies about how great he is and all the unsuccessful things he has done in his first year.
It'll be good comedy value just like watching D*rby. Watch him turn on the charm and through insults at people when they ask him a question that he's too dumb to answer.
20 Jan 2026 18:52:59
Yeah milkman, you said you went down on the wife earlier on here, and I did get my cocoa there 3 x times every week.
20 Jan 2026 18:57:59
Its actually quality entertainment, stand up at its best"those damn Somalis driving Mercedes Benz's"🤣🌳.
20 Jan 2026 19:13:27
Well i was enjoying the opening few minutes now i'm slowly slipping into a coma💤, this fooker can ramble rubbish. 🌳.
20 Jan 2026 19:14:05
He's got pharmaceutical prices down by 400, 500, 600% you know. Mathematically impossible but he's done it and you and your wife will believe him. 🤡🤡's.
20 Jan 2026 19:14:34
Sorry Bowie. Back on-subject now.
One of my favourite films of all time is 'It's a Wonderful Life' (1946). I watch it every Xmas with Mrs Legolas and well-up every time!
20 Jan 2026 19:28:12
Ain't you got a pub to go and work in?
Tap water please I'm not here for fun you know?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
20 Jan 2026 19:42:03
Unfortunately i don't rate 60s films, probably due to not even being a twitch in my old mans ball bag back then. 🤣🌳.
20 Jan 2026 19:59:10
Last I heard winter your old man was going to call ya houdini. Said he'd have to if ya get outta that bag 🤣🤣 bless bud you know I'm joking.
20 Jan 2026 20:01:05
Amazing film lego 😇👍👍.
20 Jan 2026 20:14:50
That’s a great film Lego. It would be in my top ten along with “ Saturday Night and Sunday Morning “, “ Casablanca “ The Third Man” “In Which We Serve” “Brief Encounter”, ”The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”, “High Noon” “The Graduate” and “”To Kill a Mockingbird “.
20 Jan 2026 20:17:44
Houdini Winter has a ring to it 🤣🌳.
20 Jan 2026 20:18:21
Bonnie and Clyde a classic.
20 Jan 2026 20:41:41
Bridge over the River Kwai (although 57) and the Great Escape. 👌🌳.
20 Jan 2026 21:15:13
The carry on films were classics
The birds
The ipcress files.
20 Jan 2026 21:55:15
I didn't say anything of the sort, Bowie. I haven't even got a wife. I've been in a long term relationship with my girlfriend for about 19 years but we won't be getting married anytime soon. You must be confusing me with someone else. But you seem confused anyway.
20 Jan 2026 22:22:04
Not surprised she's not married you, get up when you want, then sod off to the pub to work?, lite a spliff and can't remember what day it is, then sign up and come on here talking about a fart? 😁😆😆😆😆
20 Jan 2026 22:33:58
And yes our children are b.s by the historical definition of the word. 🤣🤣.
20 Jan 2026 22:36:35
More spikes than "Dave Hedgehog" this one👆🌳.
21 Jan 2026 07:47:46
We both think marriage is pointless unless it protects our individual pensions in the respect that the other one gets it if either of us die. So based on that we will be getting married in 30 years when she retires at 67.
If your implying I have a spliff everyday then you are way off the mark. It's your mate Bowie who is the drug addict. And I do know what day it is. It's Satnesday today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
21 Jan 2026 08:37:19
You won't be retiring at 67 by then, try 75
The population will have doubled by then as well.
21 Jan 2026 09:12:10
No I won't be retiring at 67 my missus will be. I'm planning to retire at 55-60 years old. Our house will be paid for in 10 years when I'm 49 and I'll have my mum's house and my dad's house and whatever money they've got left when they both pass away. Hopefully that's not for a few years yet though.
21 Jan 2026 09:23:04
I can just imagine you silkman sat down in a morning with your bowl of alphabet cereals
Watching the news and plastering the tv with them at the first sign of trump
Then the missus putting an arm around you and saying "calm down, you can go to the pub soon and make some difficult decisions, I've made you your special treat in your packed lunch, dairylea triangles and triangle bread and a pack of monster munch and a fruit shoot 🤣🤣🤣.
21 Jan 2026 10:38:22
Not forgetting his Mrs cooking him Turkey Dinosaurs and alphabet spaghetti for din dins that evening. 🌳.
21 Jan 2026 10:50:55
How did you know? You're pretty much right there except for the alphabet cereals and dairylea triangles. URGH! Corn Flakes and cheese straws preferably. Please missus. Got to be pickled onion monster munch and a blackcurrant fruit shoot, though. 🤣🤣🤣
Not difficult decisions really. Just confirming stock orders and logistical issues on transport of goods in and out. General inventory decisions. Delegating certain tasks to whoever I think will be the better man or woman for the job in question. Anything goes wrong based on the decisions I've made will result in a backside kicking for myself. When it goes right then we've all done a good job and everyone's happy.
21 Jan 2026 11:11:53
Sounds as boring as you Milkworm, how about finding something you love doing and getting payed for it, no pressure, no targets and no ass kicking. I get paid very well and don't overly work hours wise, usually 30-50 hours a week in the fresh clean air. No mortgages, no debts. Oh and the Mrs takes home a nice chunk of cash too. 🌳.
21 Jan 2026 11:24:54
I cook the tea as she doesn't get home from work until 5pm. I might make her that though. Her face will be a right picture. She likes spaghetti. 🤣🤣.
21 Jan 2026 12:06:30
I enjoy the pressure Robin. If I was to count the hours that I actually do anything then it would be minimal. Decisions don't usually take much longer than 10 minutes and some days there is not many to make anyway. Pinching money in some respects. Easy peasy.
21 Jan 2026 12:56:41
So to cut a long story short, your a lorry drivers wingman 🤣🤣.
21 Jan 2026 14:14:11
Nah i reckon he's a secretary, his girlfriend makes his packed lunch and packs his sponge bob square pants backpack each day with fruit shoots. 🌳.
21 Jan 2026 20:38:10
Dtp could do with those alphabites so he doesn't become to reliant on the old spell checker.
21 Jan 2026 20:41:36
He's an Irish prostitute that only works in the day.
21 Jan 2026 22:56:28
And here's trigger half a day late with his brush up skills 😁🤣🤣🤣.
20 Jan 2026 15:12:29
Our latest Knight of the realm and his family showing just how classy they are.
The whole system what a F——— joke!
I only wanted to be Lord Nottm.
CARLO.
20 Jan 2026 16:14:35
I get the feeling that Sir David is just a lap dog to Lady Spice. 🌳.
20 Jan 2026 17:12:04
He only got knighted because he was licking the backside of the UK's terrorist funding mates from Qatar.
20 Jan 2026 19:28:59
Done nothing but good for our game david. Not agreeing with the missus. But even she brought jobs and security to the country.
21 Jan 2026 00:59:17
Reading about the wedding reception, it was more like a Greek tragedy, Oedipus Rex maybe🤔.
19 Jan 2026 10:36:22
All European countries should withdraw from the World Cup this year.
19 Jan 2026 11:14:36
Why!, Football sold it's soul when we had a Tournament in Russia and Qatar not to mention the one coming up in Saudi Arabia.
19 Jan 2026 12:18:25
And they should've boycotted them as well and the Saudi one in 2034.
19 Jan 2026 19:01:20
Ain't you got to be up early in the morning milkman.
19 Jan 2026 19:21:16
How about you really show them and not watch it and protest in your own way:)
19 Jan 2026 20:08:17
It's irrelevant anyway gingerkid as its not going to happen, why let sport and the fans suffer because of politics.
19 Jan 2026 21:07:46
Absolutely not. I get up whatever time I like as I work from home (in the 'pub' on my back yard to be more specific) and do whatever hours I want to, Bowie. Whilst playing pool and maybe throw some darts. And I get paid £42, 000 a year for doing it. But thank you for your concern on my working life. It's very much appreciated.
19 Jan 2026 22:48:34
Pretty much the lifestyle of a refugee only their bills get paid solkman 😆🤣🤣.
20 Jan 2026 00:17:42
DTP 🤣🤣🌳.
20 Jan 2026 07:28:46
And they don't need to work, DTP. Money for nothing for them.
20 Jan 2026 07:42:22
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free eh, Silkworm.
20 Jan 2026 08:09:08
Not really Davers. I make important decisions that keep a department running. Any bad ones and I get my backside kicked by my superiors.
20 Jan 2026 08:28:19
You can almost smell the self importance wafting from him silk pj's. 🌳.
20 Jan 2026 08:34:58
I can see there's some important decisions to be made there, larger or real ale?
Red or yellow?
Or a quick spliff? 🎯🤣🤣🤣.
20 Jan 2026 08:35:29
I don't wear PJ's, Robin. Can't afford them. I sleep commando style.
20 Jan 2026 08:52:01
Silk underwear as well as a silk cloth on his pool table, Robin. Oh la la.
20 Jan 2026 10:15:17
Ooo La La La 🌂🫖🎩.
20 Jan 2026 10:22:15
I don't have real ale and I ran out of the good stuff over a week ago, DTP, so no spliffs either. And I don't drink while I'm 'working'.
20 Jan 2026 12:25:47
Not much of a multitasker then 🤔😆.
20 Jan 2026 12:57:36
Useless by the sounds of it 🤣🌳.
20 Jan 2026 15:57:58
I don't need to be a multitasker. Not my job role.
20 Jan 2026 17:12:55
Milkshakes milkman? Your enemy shouldn't be trump, but two ton ted from Teddington who drove the bakers van.
20 Jan 2026 21:56:12
I've no idea who that is. Should I?
21 Jan 2026 17:53:15
Look up the lyrics from Ernie ( benny Hill)
17 Jan 2026 15:25:01
Hope ed. doesn't mind me asking posters for a bit of advice with electrics.
Does an appliance have to be running to cause the RCD to trip the circuit? Not sure if it is elec blanket or dishwasher. Both were on at the time.
Ta folks. Let's hope Arsenals' 'trip' is a wasted one tonight!
17 Jan 2026 16:18:15
No it doesn't. Unplug all of the then plug them in individually and you'll find the culprit.
17 Jan 2026 16:51:15
*all of them*.
17 Jan 2026 21:08:38
That's only if its an appliance
If you have outdoor sockets then turn off them and reset red
If that doesn't work switch all your individual breakers of and then turn one on at a time
Then if your rcd suddenly switched off then that us the circuit that has a fault.
17 Jan 2026 22:45:22
Cheers chaps! Looks like it's the Dishwasher.
18 Jan 2026 16:23:58
Id sack her Norfolk.
19 Jan 2026 11:16:13
. Or keep her happy, then no need for the electric blanket 👍.
15 Jan 2026 10:23:15
It seems we have a few candidates for the Monster Raving Looney Party. 🤡🤡🌳.
15 Jan 2026 11:19:14
And out of interest who's playing musical usernames? Obvious to those with half a brain. 🌳.
{Ed001's Note - well Dave is Ravers.}
15 Jan 2026 12:40:10
You've have thought our resident policeman would have picked that one up? 🤔🤣.
15 Jan 2026 12:52:32
Haha nice one Ed 👍🌳.
15 Jan 2026 13:02:59
DTP, i thought the same, especially after his nice post welcoming him to the site🤣🌳.
15 Jan 2026 18:32:39
Screaming Lord Trump.
🤡🤡
CARLO.
15 Jan 2026 19:19:56
I like to spin a web to catch the fly but you boring old farts have spoilt the game. It was fun whilst it lasted though ….
15 Jan 2026 19:54:33
It didn’t ring true, a MAGA from Heanor with such good prose and OTT for Trump. I wouldn’t have got Ravers though but I haven’t really become across him on here……
Very good though …. 😂😂😂👍👍👍.
15 Jan 2026 20:06:52
I guess you were doing the same with your posts to him too DTP…. Great fun for a change ……. 😂😂👍👍.
15 Jan 2026 20:10:35
And you too Red Robin ( unless you were in on it? ) Double bluff? Better than Traitors on here! 👍.
15 Jan 2026 20:26:35
First sign of madness stokey is?
POSTING TO YOURSELF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
15 Jan 2026 20:46:08
It’s becoming the only way I can have a sensible conversation on here DTP, believe me ……😂😂😂😂😂😂.
15 Jan 2026 20:48:20
Nah to be honest it took a day or two Stokey, then seeing several new posters when we get 2 or 3 a season kinda gave it away. 🌳.
15 Jan 2026 21:00:36
That's because your the only member of the Dyche fan club stokey 🤣🤣.
15 Jan 2026 21:02:42
By the way redrobin edd always knows if you try and use more than one username
There is a way round it though.
16 Jan 2026 00:36:32
I would've got away with it as well if it wasn't for those pesky eds. Still, Bowie thought he had a friend. Which was pretty much the plan all along. Just to reel him in. Haha. 🎣🎣.
16 Jan 2026 00:41:51
Yes, Stokey, the MAGA folk aren't the most intelligent are they?
16 Jan 2026 00:42:36
Fun while it lasted, though. Until the ed rumbled me.
16 Jan 2026 09:00:52
You might be surprised with the OTT for TACO, Stokey. There are some folk that worship him and believe whatever he tells them. Just like Christians and Muslims believe what their patriarch allegedly said or did. 2 of my mates are like that in terms of loving the orange one.
You can't reason with them either. Show them the proof that he's lying and they still won't believe it. Show Christians Archimedes buoyancy principle but they still believe Jesus walked on water. In the literal sense.
16 Jan 2026 10:12:19
Good post Silk. That’s why I went on about the Chinese Boxers and the whirling Dervishes mate. It’s easy to get brainwashed into disaster. Look at Germany in the 1930s …….
16 Jan 2026 10:20:32
Oh dear DTP, another mindless and meaningless mantra about the mythical SD fan club.
Firstly, I wouldn’t be too bothered if I were the only member. After all, I’m expressing an opinion not standing for Parliament…
Secondly, I suspect fellow supporters of SD ( or at least those wishing he is at least given a stint in charge of more than 3 months) on here have probably been bored or bullied by you into a coma and unable to carry on……
Come on mate, you need to up your game a bit….
🥱🥱🥱💤💤💤.
16 Jan 2026 13:21:40
Nah Dave gotnyou hook line and sinker and just like the bait your trying to worm your way off the hook 😁🤣🤣🍷.
16 Jan 2026 13:28:13
Upping his game? Lol you a talking about possibly the most boring and tedious man in the midlands, his come backs are always the same and when those run dry the emojis come out, especially those stupid fishing ones when he clearly has lost the argument.
P. S Love you, you panda popping, Harry Potter looking, bedsheet defacing old git🐼🤣🌳.
16 Jan 2026 13:31:58
What you on about?
16 Jan 2026 14:52:59
Dave/ Ravers its easier asking his career🌳.
16 Jan 2026 18:32:00
Yes my "career" has gone very well winter
48 years in buisness and still going 😁🤣🤣🤣.
16 Jan 2026 18:53:59
Early night for you winter, you've got to set the classroom up in the morning and as skeggs new head boy you'll get a gold star to put on your bedroom wall by the side of your power ranger poster 🎯🤣.
16 Jan 2026 19:28:53
Ravers you wouldn't have got "rumbled" by edd if you knew an easy way not to?
Edd knew from the start he just waits
Correct edd?
{Ed001's Note - yes mate, he wasn't breaching the T&Cs so there was no issue, so I just noted it in case it was necessary later.}
16 Jan 2026 19:57:06
If only they where as clever as they think they are edd? 🤣🤣🤣.
{Ed001's Note - it is not really possible these days to hide, even the VPNs are almost all owned by Israeli military and everything done on them is recorded and disseminated to their allies. People think they can use them to be invisible, but they are just spyware.}
16 Jan 2026 20:13:46
I'm a he not a they. Get a grip, wrinkly.
16 Jan 2026 20:25:13
Hope you get there after your raving
Not clever after all are we trigger? 🤣🤣🤣.
16 Jan 2026 20:55:03
I wasn't trying to be. I just got a new username because I was banned as Ravers and I fancied playing a game with Bowie while I was at it. And he took the bait. 🎣.
16 Jan 2026 22:07:03
Nah not an early night old man, was enjoying a meal out with friends, please don't make me explain what they are. Okay basically you know those real people that are in the pub? Well imagine them liking and talking to you. 🌳.
16 Jan 2026 22:12:10
And i really need to take my glasses to work, i'm slowly becoming a countdown champion like another here👓🌳.
16 Jan 2026 22:16:52
We all forgot our user names mate i was 79.about 14 year ago 🤣🤣
You bring one person out as he really is though pal and it isn't Bowie and has to revert to obscenities 🤣🤣
I'll deal with him don't worry 😁.
16 Jan 2026 23:01:08
Not that good company then winter as your on your phone to me 🤣🤣🤣
When I'm out tomorrow ill be in a real pub with real people and the last person I'll be talking to is you 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
16 Jan 2026 23:05:11
Your doing well for a 93 year old. The rest of your post didn't seem to make much sense. But its understandable considering your age. 🤣🤣.
16 Jan 2026 23:09:52
Common be a good boy for skeggs get them kiddie stools lined up and don't forget?
It's the emojis that really count 🤣🤣🤣.
16 Jan 2026 23:17:32
He tries Ravers but its literally the same comeback every time, reading the same crap over and over from him makes me yawn💤🌳.
16 Jan 2026 23:27:24
Oh you new babies have so much to learn 🤣🤣🤣.
16 Jan 2026 23:28:16
Psnite nite big game tomorrow ill be there you won't 🤣🤣❤️.
16 Jan 2026 23:33:38
I'll give him some credit as most 93 year olds aren't very good with technology. He seems a bit incoherent at times but that's expected of someone with as many miles on the proverbial clock as he's got.
16 Jan 2026 23:38:14
Opps and there's the low blow, getting desperate now, some of us choose not to live in metropolitan hell. Goodnight, god bless, don't let the blow up dolls bugs bite. 🌳.
17 Jan 2026 11:27:53
One of them was! Up the Forest! some years ago.
CARLO.
14 Jan 2026 20:26:18
Trump, one of the few World leaders that is standing against the WEF and the Globalists.
Globalism fills me with dread with people like Starmer and his unelected Billionaires oligarchs friends telling us what is right for us. “own nothing and be happy”
Starmer and the rest of the Fabian Society are far worse than any Tory Government has ever been.
Don’t be fooled by the U turns all of it will happen given time it’s the Fabian philosophy.
The longer Starmer is in power the harder he will be to get out.
14 Jan 2026 20:55:09
Hopefully Starmer won't last the year. If he somehow manages to last until the next general election then he will lose in a massive landslide. TACO stands with paedophiles, rapists, murderers, fraudsters and terrorist funders in the middle east.
14 Jan 2026 21:42:30
If the Democrats had anything on Trump regarding the Epstein files it would have been out long before now, because they were in power at the time when it came to light.
Trump has delivered exactly what the majority of USA voted him for. He’s secured the Borders lowered taxes and basically has or is in the process of delivering what he said he would do.
How many politicians actually do that?
Starmer is a snake he Gaslights, spins or what us normal plebs say lies to achieve his goal, that is Globalism.
I hope Starmer is out asap, however if he is someone else of the same ilk will take over.
I really hope I’m wrong but the WEF are winning because people are not awake yet but they are definitely starting to.
15 Jan 2026 09:11:53
Lowered taxes with the Big Beautiful Bill that benefits the rich and pushes the poor closer to the breadline. Effectively a transfer of wealth from low earners to high earners. Secured the borders. Yes, but with some illegal deportations of people with an accent or with a valid visa. Judges have ordered him to reinstate the ones that are legally allowed to be in the US but he's refused because he knows best apparently.
Cost of living has increased due to his tariffs. Unemployment up and job creation down. National debt going through the roof and inflation pretty much where it was at the beginning of his term.
15 Jan 2026 09:29:46
Political parties can't bite the hands that feed them is what it all boils down to in the end.
14 Jan 2026 15:45:55
So I can't believe in the good lord, or trumps push for peace milkman?. While our own stamer pleases you along with the green smelly stuff gets you turned on. Ok I admit my drink problem but hate pathetic politics especially if they bring nothing to the table.
Btw dave. my wife the yank 100% behind you on the BBC BENT AS VAR, same cameras, just bbc like to fiddle.
14 Jan 2026 18:12:52
I don't recall expressing support for Starmer. TACO likes to fiddle. With underage girls. What push for peace? How many wars has he ended? None. Whenever he tells all the world his baseless boasts you'll be better served actually checking it before believing it. If you want to believe in illogical fairy tales and whatever the narcissist tells you get on with it as you're the blind one.
You can hardly criticise me for enjoying an occasion smoke if you've got a drink problem. Alcohol kills more people each year than the smelly green stuff. Blatant hypocrisy from you once again.
14 Jan 2026 18:39:20
Your mate in the White House is just a cowardly bully. Threatens to take control of Canada and Greenland by force if necessary. Threatens to bomb Iran, Mexico and Columbia amongst other countries just to deflect from his failure to abide by the legally binding vote in the House of Representatives to release ALL of the Epstein files not just the ones without his name in it.
The longer it takes the more he's hiding. But you and this Dave crackpot can't see it.
14 Jan 2026 20:42:02
Dave is that triggers mate 🤣🤣.
14 Jan 2026 21:31:50
Don't knock Trigger Skegs, he had the same broom for 20 years, with"17 new heads and 14 new handles". 😉🌳.
14 Jan 2026 22:20:03
World peace will come through Trump. He's already ended 8 wars and he won't start any.
15 Jan 2026 09:12:20
You might want to check that, Dave. It's a big lie.
15 Jan 2026 10:56:49
Dave_99, just wondering what you think the World Cup will be like, do you think it will be the Biggly, the best World Cup ever, or a sporting tournament that's supposed to bring Nations together?, only hope America goes out early, then Trump will lose interest.
15 Jan 2026 11:31:41
“Green smelly stuff”? That Crème de Menthe has a lot to answer for ……😂😂.
15 Jan 2026 11:47:09
If Trump says he's ended 8 wars then it's true because he doesn't lie. He should've got the nobel peace prize. It's a disgrace that he didn't. The world cup will be the best that there's ever been because it has been organised by Trump. He has decided that the cities the game are played are the best stadiums.
12 Jan 2026 22:14:48
Please remember to watch “ Think the Unthinkable “ on BBC 1. It’s a documentary on the Titanic narrated by Chris Eubanks……😂😂.
13 Jan 2026 11:37:41
I won't watch bbc after what they did to Trump. Which was disgraceful.
13 Jan 2026 13:00:50
Doh! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙄🙄.
13 Jan 2026 13:25:40
“Some seed fell on stony ground” ….
I’m guessing you’re MAGA Dave? 😂😂😂😂😂.
13 Jan 2026 15:23:31
Maga? Does that stand for Mental Apelike Gross A-hole? If so describes the orange one perfectly. 🌳.
13 Jan 2026 15:34:56
Actually it should be Mentally Abrasive Gross A-hole, works a little better 👍🌳.
13 Jan 2026 16:37:02
He's he greatest president in US history. Some people just can't see it. He just needs to get rid of Zelensky and let Putin and himself control all of Ukraine and the US need to seize control of Greenland. If they don't play ball then he should take it by force and no one can or will stop him.
13 Jan 2026 16:40:45
But what do we think of the original Titanic joke? 😂😂😂😂🙄🙄🤔🤔.
13 Jan 2026 16:41:15
Good way to make yourself popular on here Dave_99🤦🤦.
13 Jan 2026 16:57:05
Bowie's got an ally. Oooohh friend.
13 Jan 2026 17:19:41
Yes, Stokey. Sink the Unsinkable. Very good.
13 Jan 2026 17:36:16
That Dave character is crackers int he?
13 Jan 2026 17:54:03
My arms have got very tired flogging this dead horse Silk mate…. Yours must be too Dave doing the “Heil Hitler” I’m guessing? 😂😂😂😂.
13 Jan 2026 18:15:42
I have a feeling he's trolling and trying to get a reaction, laughable though. 🌳.
13 Jan 2026 18:18:18
Poor Eubank, even snoozy is taking the p**s out of his speech impediment. 💤😉🌳.
13 Jan 2026 18:35:53
Not trolling. He will acheive world peace. Just watch.
13 Jan 2026 19:33:15
Anyway i heard Eubank had taken a part in the new stage show of Harry Potter, apparently his grasp of the spells is particularly impressive, "Wingardium Leviosa", "Petrificus Totalus" and "Expecto Patronum" being three of the crowd favourites. 🌳.
13 Jan 2026 19:34:07
Yes I’m watching with great interest….
Tacitus in his Annals writes that the Romans create a desert and call it peace……I’m just relieved with all this snow we’ve had recently Trump doesn’t mistake us for Greenland….
He will fail in Greenland and in Venezuela for both economic and military reasons, though perhaps not in the way that you may think, my deluded friend.
By the way, what’s your view on what the BBC have actually ( allegedly) done wrong to Trump, leading to the legal action? It’s a genuine question Dave……….
13 Jan 2026 21:08:12
Here we go stokey who knows Everything about horse racing? Not, aswell as anything else in life Dave
But can't see dyche is a crap coach?
13 Jan 2026 21:11:40
Also, a belated welcome to the site. Certainly an explosive and interesting start. Please tell us about your Forest journey. Do you get to any games? Are you Nottingham based?
13 Jan 2026 21:17:53
BBC created an AI video of Trump saying things he didn't even say. All fabricated lies of Trump inciting the riots which he didn't do. Just to smear his reputation.
13 Jan 2026 21:31:27
Get your facts right Dave, they didn't create an AI video lol, they edited together two different speeches. If your going to preach here get it right. 🌳.
13 Jan 2026 21:33:33
Common Dave
Give it to em 😁🤣🤣🤣.
13 Jan 2026 21:36:30
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear, Dave. I think you need sectioning. I thought Bowie was bad but you are a raving lunatic.
13 Jan 2026 21:53:00
Come on Dave show em.
13 Jan 2026 22:07:54
Are you speaking from experience silkman?
I like to read different points of view.
13 Jan 2026 23:06:03
Dave might be on to something. This is in TACO's own words.
14 Jan 2026 07:04:31
God deflected that bullet and saved his life for a reason.
14 Jan 2026 08:28:22
Experience in what, DTP?
14 Jan 2026 09:11:50
Yes, mate. I can only think that God had run out of locusts……. 😂😂🙄But thanks for your honest opinion. I find the mythology fascinating. Did you know that Heinrich Himmler actually sent an expedition into the Amazon rain forest on the rumour of a lost Aryan race? I can’t remember the year but it was pre war.
Obviously they didn’t find them but it was a well equipoed serious effort involving aeroplanes etc.
14 Jan 2026 10:29:00
See Stokey, you start a thread with a joke and it carries on, this is brilliant 🤣🌳.
14 Jan 2026 11:35:43
Don't reply to this lot dtp. Let them crack on. Especially milkman. Craves political attention.
14 Jan 2026 11:45:45
During the war? 🤣🤣🤣
Over to you Rodgers, I mean Dave
Grandad has spoken 😁🤣🤣.
14 Jan 2026 13:23:06
I said pre war DTP. Shall I make you a Spec Savers appointment? You’ve got me with the Rodger’s allusion though?
Dave, come on mate, introduce yourself properly. How did you come to be a Red, if that’s what you are….?
I heard Trump speaking about his ear wound.
It was an extraordinary interview where he said his ear had miraculously re grown itself after the bullet winged him, baffling the doctors and scientists.
I believe Hollywood are making a film of it with Trump being played by Tab Hunter ……. 😂.
14 Jan 2026 13:30:15
Incidentally, talking of myths and miracles, before the Battle of Omdurman in 1898, fanatical religious leaders had told the Dervishes that their whirling dance would send them into a trance which would make them immune to British gunfire.
Likewise during the Boxer rebellion in China in 1899, the military martial arts fanatics ( the incredibly named “Society of Harmonious and Righteous Fists”) had told Chinese soldiers that if they performed certain rituals and honed their kung fu and karate expertise they too would be invulnerable to European alliance gun fire.
Both groups were, of course, massacred in their thousands …….
14 Jan 2026 13:53:39
DTP, mate, your posts are becoming increasingly incoherent. Is the name Sean Dyche getting to you in the same way any mention of Clouseau made his boss Chief Inspector Dreyfus go mad and start speaking gibberish and twitching his eye? Or have you, like Herbert Lom, accidentally chopped off the end of your finger? 😂😂😂😂.
14 Jan 2026 13:54:29
I'll be ok Bowie
Just helping the pot while its simmering 😁.
14 Jan 2026 13:59:33
Dave and Bowie would get on like a house on fire with their love of mythical creatures and psychotic and delusional lunatics like TACO Trumputin and Jesus Christ. I just reply to political posts, Bowie, in case you haven't noticed. 🤡🤡.
14 Jan 2026 14:18:56
Probably why your inspector pensioned you off early then stokey? 😁🤣🤣🤣.
14 Jan 2026 17:31:27
Sadly, wrong on all counts again DTP. Keep swinging in the dark mate you might hit an actual truth one day.
One Pink Panthers film ended with Dreyfus rolling around in a padded cell gibbering and cursing the name “Clouseau “. I see you in the role muttering “Dyche, Dyche”! 😂😂😂😂🥱🥱🥱.
14 Jan 2026 18:31:22
I’m just in a short period of enforced idleness DTP so I thought i'd check my perception of your Dyche obsession mate. Turns out you’ve made 23 comments in the past 7 days on the theme of “Dyche out “ and variations thereof.
Now, I have no problem whatsoever with you expressing your opinion but don’t you think that over 3 per day of virtually the same statement is a bit unhealthily obsessive mate? It’s certainly gotten tedious.
Just think Dreyfus 😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care one way or the other. But it seems pointless and repetitive. Mr M nor anyone at NFFC reads this site. We are 2 powerless and grumpy gits, like 2 bald men arguing over a comb. 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
14 Jan 2026 18:37:48
Stokey and his one man dyche fan club 😁🤣🤣.
14 Jan 2026 19:11:09
And stokey you quote from a book or a general. during EVERY POST and try to tell us how good dyche is? 😁🤣🤣🤣.
14 Jan 2026 19:12:47
I just think SD is our best bet to steady the ship after the turbulence caused by the sacking of a disaffected manager Nuno and his the disastrous appointment of the Hapless Postacoglau in the short term then to take us forward in the long term. Now, I may be wrong or you may be wrong, time will tell.
But in the meantime, ( and above all) let’s debate using information and analysis not endless and meaningless mantras.
I love a good argument, mate and I respect your opinion but let’s not make it tedious and repetitive.
14 Jan 2026 19:23:29
So you don't see the all the hopeless balls to jesus then?
14 Jan 2026 19:52:59
EVERY POST? Factually wrong again mate. You must learn to check your facts before you rush to print……🙄🙄 It just creates an impression that you are ignorant ….
14 Jan 2026 20:02:32
I’ve covered this before DTP as well you know. I see “lump it “ balls very rarely. We are not a route one team, like Wimbledons crazy gang or Tony Pulis’s Stoke City. We are not Manchester City or Arsenal either but we are pragmatic enough to mix it up. Certainly at this point in SD’s short opening stint of under 3 months we are scrabbling for points and doing what’s necessary.
I think many of the teams we’ve played this season have gone long ball much more than us ( Palace, Burnley, West Ham, Everton to name a few. It’s a myth to say we play in the style you describe. It’s become an empty mantra rather than an accurate observation so your whole argument is based on a false assumption imo.
14 Jan 2026 20:14:35
Well your the only one stokey that doesn't see those long balls then.
14 Jan 2026 20:27:38
I take it you did see the games against Leeds, Spurs, Man Utd, Liverpool and Man City DTP? Some magnificent football from us in those games, some great goals and excellent entertainment. How do these games fit in with your blanket vision of Dyche ball?
14 Jan 2026 20:49:20
Yes and if you can be bothered to read it congratulated dyche at the time, but I've also seen every match since and its just been hoof ball barring second half against Wrexham, but your to full of your own self importance to notice 😁🤣.
14 Jan 2026 21:48:06
My grandad was a Forest fan and he used to take me when I was a kid. He died when I was 10 and when I got my first job at 16 I got a season ticket and I've had it since 2015. Lived in Heanor until I was 22 and moved to Langley Mill.
14 Jan 2026 21:07:35
Alot of people on here suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome and its quite sad to see.
15 Jan 2026 10:27:34
For those that are interested, Pornhub have just opened a new channel called "Trumps finest finishes", thank me later and don't break your pause buttons. 🤣🌳.
15 Jan 2026 10:39:42
Welcome aboard Dave. I used to live up the road from Langley Mill mate at Underwood. I think you will have an interesting time on here but, like the House of God, this site has many rooms. Good luck!
15 Jan 2026 19:38:28
Ahhh DTP horse racing my friend, that old cherry….
The main thing I know about horse racing is that in the UK and Ireland in 2025 310 horses were killed whilst racing and another 317 horses licensed for racing were put down following the financial collapse of a major breeder.
The only other thing I know is that fools part with their money to further enrich multi billionaires apparently in the interests of entertainment.
It’s a great business model unless you’re a fool or a horse.
I really don’t know why to keep setting yourself up for a fall on such a regular basis mate? 🤔🤔.
16 Jan 2026 10:57:33
Stokey its a cruel and outdated sport. 🌳.
08 Jan 2026 18:30:02
Slight breeze down here in Cornwall Reds! I'm about to go into the back garden in my wheelchair. As per the Lieutenant Dan scene in Forrest Gump, I'll then be screaming at the sky "do you call this a storm? ".
08 Jan 2026 19:05:31
Lego mate, my old dears got a large anchor in her front garden as decoration, I'll ask her if you can have for a more practical purpose. 👍🌳.
08 Jan 2026 20:41:08
It's got a lot worse here over the last half an hour Winter. Never known wind like this since the last time I had a Vindaloo.
08 Jan 2026 21:54:28
To be fair mate it does look pretty bad from what I've seen. 🌳.
18 Jan 2026 01:35:25
Checked your email dave. You lived next to derby train station?
07 Jan 2026 00:19:39
Shhhhh we won 🤣🤣🤣.
07 Jan 2026 13:46:33
For Gods sake don’t tell Larry Balloons ……. 🤐🤫🤫.
07 Jan 2026 15:57:48
We was lucky against the worst team in the Premier league 🤣🤣 mind you anything excites you 2 🤣.
07 Jan 2026 17:37:00
Give it a rest skeggs, your so childish
Rinse and repeat same thing boring.
07 Jan 2026 18:24:31
Hey dtp if you don't like my comments just press the button that ignores my comments mate that's what eds put it there for 😁 if not just suck it up potter 🤣🤣.
07 Jan 2026 18:55:02
Clearly not the worst team in the Premiership Skegs as Burnley and Wolves are below them….
07 Jan 2026 18:57:17
What comments?
The ones you keep repeating?
07 Jan 2026 21:12:06
Did wolves not batter them last week 🤣🤣 stokie the worst team.
07 Jan 2026 21:59:42
True but the table doesn’t lie.
07 Jan 2026 22:17:33
I think you will find Burnley and wolves are catching up with west ham tonight so like I say worst team at the minute.
07 Jan 2026 22:31:13
But with a better coach then we have like you keep trying to tell us
West ham didn't have paqueta, tobido and their two new strikers available against wolves
So glad west ham are sticking with nuno as it guarantees them going down.
08 Jan 2026 13:54:12
SunTze Chinese Military Strategist 5th C BC
“if the enemy are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them…. ”.
08 Jan 2026 15:15:52
Often thought Mr M follows a lot Suns quotes, particularly this one.
"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. "
🌳.
09 Jan 2026 17:43:33
Stokey, you just can't argue with stoopid 🤣.
13 Jan 2026 17:54:42
Ginger 😂😂😂😂!
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