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05 Apr 2026 09:35:41
Maybe we can be in a situation next season When. We stay up and if we win the Europa Cup that we can keep all our top players.
Anderson is nailed on to start in USA. Murrilo is in the Brazil team and MGW can still make the England squad as Foden Palmer and Rogers are way out of form at 10 atm.
If we do sell Anderson, I agree with the posters on here jet it be Newcastle for 60m plus Elanga coming the other way and Harner as a replacement.
Murrilo and MGW would be a much greater loss imo and more difficult to replace as McAtee and Cunha are not as good.
05 Apr 2026 10:25:11
Garner not Hamer.
05 Apr 2026 12:27:10
I think all three will have to go to balance the books. They should generate around 200mil collectively, so there should be enough left over to buy one, perhaps two replacements. Don't see the Everton lad coming our way, he just signed a new contract and is playing good football under Moyes.
05 Apr 2026 07:39:14
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05 Apr 2026 12:16:45
I'd love Garner to return, but he'll probably be around £70 million. I'd like to go and get Wilson from Fulham.
04 Apr 2026 12346:28
If we get 100 million for anderson i'd like to sell li like to sell him back to Newcastle for for £60 m £60 million and get Ellanga back
05 Apr 2026 09:17:05
If we sell Sels, why not go and get Rofes from Sunderland, a top young goal keeper.
04 Apr 2026 23:39:16
I'd like with the money from anderson i'd like to sell back to Newcastle for £60 million and get eellanga back in part exchange
04 Apr 2026 18:01:48
Two players I would like Forest to sign, when we get £100 for Anderson. Harvey Elliot and Quanash (apologies for spelling). Both ex England 21 cup winners. Get Elliot’s career going again and bring back the centre back who was initially picked in this current England squad; both ex Liverpool.
04 Apr 2026 18:48:44
Definitely agree with Quansah. Not sure on Elliott. He'd be a good signing if MGW moved on. I don't think he's quick enough for what we'd want on the wing, so, as a back up to MGW, he'd be pricey.
04 Apr 2026 19:12:16
If we get £100. Million for Anderson, we should sell him back to Newcastle and get Ellanga in part exchange.
04 Apr 2026 19:56:09
Good shout, mate.
04 Apr 2026 21:57:22
Well done, Saints!!!!
Just brilliant!!!!
03 Apr 2026 18:14:18
Anyway, here’s my Easter joke. If you are a good Catholic, scroll past. If you are a lapsed Catholic, like me, read on...
So, a coach load of nuns out on an Easter trip crashes and explodes, killing all onboard. A few seconds later, St Peter is sitting quietly by the Pearly Gates when the surprised and deceased nuns turn up, seeking admission to Heaven.
St Peter orders them all to line up and calls the first one forward.
“Sister Margaret, have you any sins to confess before you are allowed in?” he asks.
“Well,” she says. “I did once think about a man’s private parts.”
St Peter says, “As you only thought about them, sprinkle your forehead with Holy Water and you are absolved of your sins,” which she does and enters unto Heaven.
St Peter asks the same question of the next nun in line, and Sister Anne says, “I did once see a man’s private parts.” Slightly discomfited, St Peter tells her, as she has only seen a man’s private parts, to wash her eyes with Holy Water and thereby cleanse herself of her sin.
Which she does and enters into Heaven.
The next nun, Sister Ellen, is asked the same question. “Well, I confess that I did once touch a man’s private parts.”
Shocked, St Peter says, “Well, that’s more serious. However, as you only touched a man’s private parts, you may wash your hands thoroughly in Holy Water to cleanse your sins,” which she does and enters into Heaven.
Suddenly there is a commotion in the queue and Sister Tracey bustles forward to the front.
St Peter says, “What is it, Sister Tracey?”
Sister Tracey says, “I wonder if I can gargle the Holy Water before Sister Sharon has to wash her ar”e in it?” 😂😂😂😂.
03 Apr 2026 20:30:23
I'm non practising!!!
Very funny!!!
03 Apr 2026 22:55:48
🤣🤣 ty Stokey needed that.
03 Apr 2026 23:39:00
As always, Stokey.
04 Apr 2026 15:21:25
I have one about St. Peter at the Holy Gates. He is stood there when suddenly from the earth below comes a great explosion.
A poloni factory had blown up in Italy and a massive 18 inch poloni landed at the Saint's feet.
Pete asks around and no-one can say what it is.
Someone shouts out "I know, let's ask Mary, she'll have an idea of what it is."
Mary is thus called forth and Peter hands it to her"What do you make of that, Mary" he says.
She holds it and looks at it from all angles, and feels it thoroughy.
Eventually she says "I don't know. But if it wasn't tied at both ends I'd say it was The Holy Ghost!"
(Apologies to Catholics)
04 Apr 2026 17:00:17
🤣🤣🤣 Bsered.
04 Apr 2026 18:09:34
Hope you're all not stuffing your cake holes with Easter Eggs!!! (Too early!)
Very quiet on here!
Watched "Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines" earlier for the 4th or 5th time!!!
Classic British Comedy right there!!!
Terry Thomas was brilliant!!!
"BLAAAAAAAST!!!!!".
🤣🤣🤣🤣
04 Apr 2026 18:11:13
Go on, Fellow Trickies?
What movie have you all watched over and over?
04 Apr 2026 18:18:13
Brilliant Bsred!!!
. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
04 Apr 2026 18:21:46
Mines have been.
Ice Cold In Alex.
The One That Got Away.
Footprints In The Water.
Return Of The Man Who Never Came Back (Both Jokes!).
Zulu.
Westworld.
Clint Eastwood Trilogy.
Flight Of The Phoenix.
04 Apr 2026 19:33:46
Lord of the Rings all of em.
Zulu, brilliant shout, The Diamond and Zulu Dawn.
Life of Brian.
Deer Hunter.
Harry Potter all of em.
Alfie Michael Caine.
04 Apr 2026 21:02:18
Good choices mate.
Dirty Harry movies too.
05 Apr 2026 00:37:10
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, especially a song for us all called "From the Ashes of Disaster Grow the Roses of Success."
05 Apr 2026 01:08:36
Fury and Notting Hill.
05 Apr 2026 08:16:08
Notting Hill. Now you're talking.
Julia Roberts when she was younger!!!
Got to love A Fistful of Dollars trilogy.
And Jason Bourne.
05 Apr 2026 08:22:08
My Son and I watched the 2nd one last weekend, he absolutely loved it, he's a huge fan of Clubt Eastwood.he's only 23!
03 Apr 2026 09:31:33
All this tapping up and blatant attempts to unsettle key players at an important stage of the season is totally unprofessional and must stop.
Morgan Roger’s is the latest to say he’s open to leave Villa for quote a big club.
Villa are a big club 4th in the league and like us in with a chance of winning the Europa League.
Take a tip from Grealish, he went to City and bitterly regretted it from a playing point of view.
03 Apr 2026 14:11:48
Just watched "Murillo, A Day in the Life Of"...
What a truly humble, grateful, and appreciative human being he is.
Adores his wife and daughter, his English is incredible too.
Always has a smile, and a really nice way about him.
If he does leave us, I for one certainly wouldn't hold it against him. Well done on what you have achieved with us so far, mate, we are so lucky to have not only a player, but someone like him!!!
03 Apr 2026 14:19:31
Top player, I hope we can keep him next season. If we win the Europa League, I think we can.
03 Apr 2026 15:12:12
Be brilliant if we could mate...
03 Apr 2026 15:14:28
If he leaves, he'll be a Judas, just like Elanga & Johnson, who were both dragged from nowhere & failing careers, and brought back to the limelight. That's gratitude for ya.
03 Apr 2026 15:50:08
Not biting Larry, not today!
03 Apr 2026 16:58:15
Speaking of judas got one of my top 3 x films on today. As it's good Friday. Life of brian. Could almost tell ya word for word. Btw I'm up for stoning end of season.
03 Apr 2026 17:13:19
Infantile comment from an infantile mind
03 Apr 2026 18:06:02
Erm only a film, Munmad? You wanna heckle some sheckles?
03 Apr 2026 18:23:01
Oops, haggle.
03 Apr 2026 18:48:12
Every scene stands up as a classic.
What have the Romans ever done for us?......
03 Apr 2026 18:57:16
Welease Bwian. 🤣🤣🤣
03 Apr 2026 19:16:01
Class mate!
Michael Palin has the same birthday as us too!
You probably know that!
03 Apr 2026 20:04:03
Come on Coventry!!!!!
03 Apr 2026 20:07:40
What about "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" in the brilliant Crucifixion scene at the end! The best sentiment to live your life by. You can see why it's a funeral favourite!
"When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle"...
"What have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!"
😂😂😂😂
03 Apr 2026 19:02:52
I'm brian and so is my wife, sorry eds last one 👍
03 Apr 2026 21:44:02
Free Woderick. 🤣
03 Apr 2026 22:45:22
I actually didn't know that the diamond. 👍
02 Apr 2026 20:08:01
Looking at the ticket prices for the upcoming World Cup, it's an absolute joke. Who in their right mind would pay 11k for a seat at the final? Even if I was a millionaire I wouldn't even consider that. Talk about sucking the heart out of the joy for supporters.
I really hope it comes back to bite them in the backside and the stadiums are empty. Also read somewhere that parking fees for the games are upward of 750 squid. 🌳
02 Apr 2026 20:42:38
It won't come back to bite them.
03 Apr 2026 14:21:13
Like to elaborate, Ff? I'd like to read your take on it.
03 Apr 2026 15:15:37
Hartlepool wages won't get you there that's a fact. 😂
03 Apr 2026 16:09:51
I know balloons, i'm considering packing up and getting a job down in skegs, do you think they have room for another stall on the seafront? Talking of stools how are you? 🌳
03 Apr 2026 17:04:42
You would never get past passport control. 😆
03 Apr 2026 19:55:41
Very funny, RedRobin.
🤣
02 Apr 2026 10:24:54
My take on the final league positions at the end of the season.
15. Forest.
16. Leeds.
17. West Ham.
18. Spurs.
19. Wolves.
20. Burnley.
02 Apr 2026 14:24:44
Please munmad, you and DTP are banned from Crystal ball predictions until the season is up, if you can't select our strongest 11 from 11 players we don't need a double curse from you and the pub dweller. 🧙 🌳
02 Apr 2026 17:58:08
It's the belief, as I keep saying. They really have to believe in each other. From owner down. Club built on hardships, football as a whole, tears my heart out. Just so many wrongdoings.
But FTID. I know, repetitive. But, just saying. The last game, Reds, just gives me breathing without so many pills. Ok ok, bring it on myself. But if I go, I blame the lot of ya and dodgy management xxx.
02 Apr 2026 18:09:55
Obviously off the cuff. Stop putting a bet out. 🤣
02 Apr 2026 19:45:37
For what it's worth, my prediction is that three sides will go down and the games will be played on grass. I say grass, it's some highbred abomination these days. 🌳
02 Apr 2026 20:46:21
Two are already down winter, unless you still believe in fairies?
02 Apr 2026 23:04:24
A garden gnome asking if I believe in fairies? 🤣🌳
02 Apr 2026 23:19:32
A Cornish gnome asking the question. 😁🤣🤣
03 Apr 2026 00:32:43
They are pixies, not gnomes, at least get it right. 😔🌳
02 Apr 2026 09:45:47
“April is the cruelest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain……”
T. S. Eliot from “The Wasteland”
“Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote”
When April with its sweet showers
Has pierced the drought of March to the root….
The Prologue to the Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer…
So will April be cruel and dull to us or sweet comrades? One thing is certain, there will be 7 cup finals with lots of twists and turns.
Will Spurs' change of manager stir some dull roots? Will Nuno bring desire to succeed at the Hammers? Will our stirring win over Tottenham become just a memory?
All to play for and this won’t be straight forward. But I’m confident we will escape from the Wasteland which relegation will condemn us to…. COYR.!
02 Apr 2026 10:49:35
Am I hearing plaintive cries from Nottingham, paraphrasing Browning: "Oh to be in Bridgford/now that Vitor's here"?
Maybe not yet, but be confident!!
02 Apr 2026 12:48:53
You certainly are hearing it from Staffordshire Norfolk. Browning wrote "Home Thoughts from Abroad" whilst he was living in Italy. I know where I'd rather be, even though they didn't qualify for the World Cup (again). 😁😁
02 Apr 2026 18:46:12
T.S. Eliot is an anagram for Toilets.
02 Apr 2026 20:47:56
Bog off.
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