Nottingham Forest banter 249866

 

Use our rumours form to send us Nottingham Forest transfer rumours.




25 Jan 2026 11:48:23
Summer transfers evaluation
Igor Jesus ?? - Tries hard but totally unsuited to Dyche Lump ball
Jair Cunha ?? - Who knows, never plays
Dan Ndoye ?? - Headless chicken, rubbish
Angus Gunn ??????? - He's older than me
Omari Hutchinson ??????? - Franz Carr 2.0, no end product
James McAtee ??????? Embarrassing crap
Arnaud Kalimuendo ?? - Doing the bizz now he's Dyche free. Such a waste
Douglas Luiz ?? - Total class, to clever for Dyche ball.

He don't know how to use him
Nicolò Savona ?? - Young lad, shows promise in spells
John Victor ?? - As hapless as the last. 8 foot Brazilian goalie we had
Cuiabano ?? - Who knows, never gets a try
Dilane Bakwa ?? Headless Chicken 2
Oleksandr Zinchenko ?? - Absolute joke, he must have something on Edu to get a contract.
All in all 200 million up the shoot. Not one player an improvement on what we had.

Agree4 Disagree0

25 Jan 2026 12:03:06
I agree Larry harsh to take but true.

Well, I'm giving us zero chance today (sorry optimists) but Brentford are a bit of a bogey side even when we're playing well - especially away home.

There is no doubt in my mind that we are going down. We deserve to, we are a championship club and we are badly ran, mistakes get repeated over and over again - something needs to change.

I would imagine that Dyche has it in his contract that if he doesn't keep us up the job isn't there for him.

I would already be planning for the championship next. Season and would be talking to Steve Cooper to come back and do the rebuild that will be needed. Meanwhile, Mr M needs to work hard to create a structure facilitates a harmonise group in a rowing boat instead of a tug of war.

25 Jan 2026 12:13:51
Bang on Larry. Not only do we have to put up with garbage Edu signings but Dycheball too. This season stinks of relegation. It’s about time we all started to realise this.

25 Jan 2026 12:35:30
What a bunch of surrender monkeys come on here sometimes with such defeatist attitudes. I know it has a been a topsy turvy season but get a grip.

I'm pretty sure you actually have to be in the bottom 3 to get relegated fellas:)

Talk about throw the towel in!

25 Jan 2026 12:46:19
Not while there's breath in my body!
FTID!

25 Jan 2026 12:47:50
The 3 stooges???.

25 Jan 2026 14:03:31
If we win they'll probably shout.
"I dooooon't belieeeeeve it! "
????????.

25 Jan 2026 16:09:33
Rogie one nil to the positive brigade.





 

 

 
Log In or Register to post
User
Pass