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03 Aug 2026 19:01:10
I read an EP report earlier that explains why the transfer of Osamunde Dembele is taking so long. I hope we get that one sealed. The lazy reporting from EP and they want to charge us to read the unprofessional reports that are making.

I am sure they have proof readers or is that all AI because if it is AI they need to get better software.

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03 Aug 2026 12:03:54
Great news for our optimistic fanbase. The deals we are trying to do are not easy and taking time. That means we are going for good players who cost a lot and clubs want the best price for. And our owners are trying to avoid putting the club into financial difficulty.

Win, win!

We could bottom feed, go for players nobody else wants and do quick deals instead. Would that make people happy?

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03 Aug 2026 15:14:46
It's win win when players sign. πŸ‘πŸ»

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03 Aug 2026 18:23:05
I see the MGW to Spurs will he or won't he rumours have started again. I got shot down last time I mentioned it, but there's something in the air, and it's not going away, so call me what you like. Let's wait and see. For the record, I don't want MGW to go, especially to Spurs.

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03 Aug 2026 19:04:06
Well, journalists have run out of ideas. So back to the MGW saga. 🀣🀣

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03 Aug 2026 19:04:36
Heard the same.
Apparently a swap Bergvall?
Hopefully not true.

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03 Aug 2026 19:37:10
I heard Yilmaz to Nottingham Forest has been going on longer than the MGW saga, but obviously if the journalists say it's happening, it's true. 🀣🀣

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03 Aug 2026 10:34:28
Yilmaz rumour doing the rounds again, how many preseasons have we been linked to him in a row now? 🌳

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03 Aug 2026 11:21:17
Well, that's it. I expect that deal to be done by today. Or else, I'm going to blame Mr M. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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03 Aug 2026 08:27:46
Good morning Sports fans, and all new Thesbians!

Well, Forest v Leeds an opening day could be a hard game, judging by the Leeds come back against Giropool! It was damage done by set pieces, and we all know how good Forest are with set piece defending!

So let's have a positive week, with renewed interest in culture.

Let's face it, Stokey explained where the word Thesbian came from, and we see it a lot on the football pitch these days! So does this mean footballers are Thesbians? Lots of play acting!

Let's have these signings done, Forest. Let's build a team for the tp half of the table!

COYRssssssss

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03 Aug 2026 10:46:34
I fear a drubbing. We have a settled team in many ways, but lots of weaknesses, some unfit and still injured, and any new players at the last minute are likely to be a bit lost. I'm not at all optimistic.

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03 Aug 2026 11:50:58
If we allow Chelsea to rip us off for Delap, he's already used to this league. They want to make Β£10M profit on a player who only scored 2 goals in 42 appearances, though (they paid Β£30M and want Β£40M), so I think they're having a laugh.

Curtis Jones and Bergvall are already Prem ready if we sign one of them. Schlager already knows how OG likes to play, so should hit the ground running, and he speaks English.

Jesus looks decent in one of the 10 positions. McAtee started to play better at the end of last season. We still have most of the key players from when we came 7th, although Wood won't be able to play that many games.

Kalimuendo looks suited to a dual number 10 setup as well.

It looks better than you think. Clubs are asking for silly money, and waiting to see who is willing to pay over the odds for players. It's just the way the market works. Every summer, I hear the same - fans desperate for news on signings that take time, as clubs and players wait for the best deal.

If it was easy, Marinakis would just sign 5 players before the World Cup and put his feet up for the summer.

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03 Aug 2026 12:00:43
Good post, Cyclist, although there's a rumour Kalimuendo is off to Germany (Frankfort?) for Β£22 m...

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03 Aug 2026 14:31:38
If OG wants to sign a mobile, strong, out-and-out number 9, they might need a few quid more, so wouldn't be surprised if one of the forwards is leaving. Taiwo as a number 9 suits OG's system better and seems happy to play backup until he gets his UK residency.

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02 Aug 2026 17:44:11
No need for any answers as I have found the meaning of Thesbian.
Great sense of humour. 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Brilliant πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£.

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02 Aug 2026 19:27:10
You are welcome, Red in Ripley.

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02 Aug 2026 20:12:30
I have actually tested the acoustics at Ephesus and Taormina (plus a few other ancient sites£) by shouting the first thing that came into my head "Cone on You Redddsss". They do work, and startled a few tourists. 🀫

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02 Aug 2026 21:30:58
Well done, StokeyRed!
I shouted the very same at the Minack Theatre in Cornwall, a brilliant place to visit!

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02 Aug 2026 21:42:28
I shouted "Bogieeees!!!" In a Cinema once!!. 🀣🀣🀣

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02 Aug 2026 17:42:05
Thesbian? 🀣🀣🀣. Could my friend Stokey please explain what a thesbian is?
Or anyone else?
Would love to hear to theories. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ».

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02 Aug 2026 20:01:14
That’s an easy one Ripley o was lucky enough to be able to study GRC as part of my English Literature degree at St David’s University College, Lampeter ( part of the University of Wales) GRC being Greek and Roman Civilisation
Thespis was an Ancient Greek playwright, poet and actor in the 6th century BC. Only a few fragments of his work survives.

Before Thespis, a story would be told or sung in its entirety by a group of people reading together ( the chorus). Our man was the first, according to Ancient writers, to step out from the chorus and act individual parts. To help him he wore different masks to represent original characters in the story.


You still see the mask symbol in Theatres today. There’s one above the stage at the Theatre Royal. today,
As Herodotus is known as the Father of History ( because he was the first to write it down and research it ( rather than mere hearsay ) so Thespis was the Father of Acting, drama and tragedy,

If you get the chance visit the ancient theatre at Taormina or one I went to a few werr et la ago at Ephesus in Turkey.
In both cases the 2000 year old acoustics are good enough for bands and actors to perform today without amplifying and sound systems.
It was a big thing for the Ancients mate!

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03 Aug 2026 07:13:09
Nice one, Stokey. πŸ‘πŸ»

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03 Aug 2026 10:48:54
I went to Swansea University of Wales and did an English Hons too, Stokey, 1967-70.

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03 Aug 2026 11:56:07
I was a bit later, mate, at SDUC. 1975 to 78! I played football there a few times. Have you done the pilgrimage to Dylan Thomas House? What do you think of his poetry (and Plays for Voices)?

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03 Aug 2026 16:00:10
I lived near his house anyway. I love all his work and never tire of reading it. The English dept at Swansea didn’t rate him at all. Literary snobs.

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03 Aug 2026 20:35:45
What’s not to like about Dylan Thomas Bse. Whenever we go to Larne my wife and I make a point of putting flowers on his grave ( and Caitlin’s next to his) and raise a glass at Browns Pub. Also been to his writing hut and obviously New Quay was just up the road from Lampeter.

Beautiful.
We stayed at the film location for Under Milk Wood at Captain Cats house in Pembroke ( heavily modified to look like a ship in the film starring Richard Burton). Nearly lost the car to an unexpected high tide too….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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03 Aug 2026 20:39:55
Fishguard to be precise. Peter O Tooke and Elizabeth Taylor. Had to trace the footsteps of a top less Myfanwy Price played by the gorgeous Glynis Johns too..z

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03 Aug 2026 21:47:32
There's a few posters on here that could play the part of No Good Boyo too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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03 Aug 2026 22:01:36
β€œ I want to be good
But nobody lets meβ€β€¦β€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

β€œ Time held me green and dying
Though I sang in my chains like the sea”.

For me, that’s one of the greatest lines ever written in any poetry ever mate/

I was told some of the old locals that whenever he got drunk ( which was always and eventually killed him) he fought in public with Caitlin and she always beat him….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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02 Aug 2026 12:19:27
Oh dear, the site will explode now. Bournemouth have just signed a new player. It's the end of the world I tell you. The end of the world 🀣🀣🀣.

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02 Aug 2026 14:10:20
How the heck does a club their size finish above us? Recruitment may be part of the answer.

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02 Aug 2026 15:05:11
Skegs, shoelaces and ties confiscated, hopefully a fast intervention and we'll only lose a few. 🌳

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02 Aug 2026 11:22:23
It would appear that we have thesbians amongst our ranks, that's Thesbians, for the ungodly hears! Yes, Shakespeare had some wonderful words of wisdom to share, like 'lend me your ears' - obviously before earing aids! 'To be or not to be' seems to reflect the recruitment policy at the WFCG at the moment!

I do remember however, that Forest like to keep recruitment quiet, not wanting the plans revealed.

Then 4/5 signings in a matter of days! I do hope this is what's happening, and not because of indecisive thinking!
COYR.

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02 Aug 2026 19:19:49
Keeff, I don't believe we're actually in for any players.
Marinakis has appointed a great coach, but Glasner needs his stamp and players.
Show the intent, don't scrimp, otherwise expect a tough season again.

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02 Aug 2026 20:53:08
Red in Ripley, you seem to have it in for Marinakis; every other post you're slating him. You remind me of an old poster a couple of seasons back. I can't think of the poster's name yet. πŸ€” But I will. Mr M has moved this club on massively. I had many things to say about him when he got rid of Nuno, but that was because he didn't upgrade to a better manager.

Now we have probably one of the best in the Premier League. He got him here, that will do me. But, for some reason, you're not happy with anything he does. Like I say, reminds me of a poster from the past.

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02 Aug 2026 21:06:29
I'm expecting a trophy, Skeggs, that's what the best do, isn't it?

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02 Aug 2026 21:24:12
What you saying then, Rogie, if Glasner doesn't win a trophy first season he's to be sacked?. 🀣🀣🀣 Rogie, the man that keeps saying we need stability and to give a manager a few seasons. Now it's 'I expect a trophy'?. πŸ€” Make your mind up, Rogie. Oh, and a prolific striker and 4 great signings. You've definitely changed your tune over the last few seasons.

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03 Aug 2026 07:29:00
Conversely, while Marinakis has achieved remarkable success for this club, his business approach is characterised by his aggressive nature. His overly enthusiastic attitude and unrealistic demands are overwhelming.
We're in talks for Diamonde and Read, which have so far taken weeks.
Diamonde was supposed to be done and dusted over a week ago. Read was all but done.
The downside of Forest is their failure to get deals over the line with low-ball prices.
This happens each year.
In essence, Forest are like tyre-kickers.
They engage in discussions and negotiations, pose inquiries, and subsequently anticipate a significantly reduced price.


All the effort and time, with little result, then turns into a panic buy situation.
We're more than happy to purchase a player for his Greek team, the purse strings widen when suited.
You are welcome to express skepticism regarding my assertion that Forest will achieve a higher league position this season compared to the previous one.
We have a coach who can take us to the next level.
Back him and success will come.
Appease him at all costs.

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03 Aug 2026 07:59:16
Sporting are difficult negotiators. They will hold out to every last penny for Diamonde. And as for Read, Inter pulled out of buying him because he didn't pass a full medical. So maybe there's something in that. Nobody at the club, including Glasner, seems to be panicking.

So why are you? There's still weeks of the window to go, and, as I've said many times, we've managed to keep most of our top talent and extend their contracts, a big plus for me. Well done, Mr M, for that.

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03 Aug 2026 08:27:18
Keefe mate, appropriately on here, the famous soliloquy, β€œ To be or not to be” is a spoken internal debate by Hamlet on whether or not to commit suicide…….

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03 Aug 2026 10:53:56
I'm of a mind that the real quote is "To be or not to be That" which refers to Hamlet musing on what kind of person he is going to be, passive, or heroic, and take on all the problems he faces at once.

He finally chooses the latter, but then tragically everything still conspires against him and the "rotten" state of Denmark overwhelms him in the end.

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03 Aug 2026 11:53:26
Why do "supporters" think you can just buy whoever you like straight away? What kind of club or agent just says yes to the first offer? They'd be stupid, and we'd be seriously annoyed if our club did it.

Clubs want to keep good players or get a lot of money. It's all normal.

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03 Aug 2026 11:18:20
Skeg, a wise person once shared with me that engaging in a debate with someone who is unwilling to understand is a no-win situation. Therefore, with that in mind, I will continue my conversation with my fellow Thesbian friends without needing to repeat any of my previous points.
Stultis numquam altercare skeg.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

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03 Aug 2026 12:11:30
It’s an interesting theory Bse and holds some water. But in both the 1sy and 2nd Quartos the punctuation suggests a pause or at least a musing stop before β€œThat”.
But we know so little about Shakespeare anyway. However the vast difference between the rough and the polished versions do show a consistency of punctuation and rhythm of speech important for an actor,.

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03 Aug 2026 15:40:20
Living the Mr M Forest dream. 😁

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02 Aug 2026 08:41:45
It seems that the individuals we frequently observe are congregating, and their behavior suggests they are colluding and mocking my associate, Stokey. Their actions are reminiscent of crows conspiring and ridiculing through heckling and scoffing.
Well I shall have my input.


A perspective that only acknowledges what one believes to be correct will obstruct the viewpoint of a humble individual.
Stokey is our sage of wisdom here, beware those who mock him as you shall reap upon you literacy beyond comprehension!
πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ».

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02 Aug 2026 09:12:50
Couldn't have put it better myself, Ripley. But your wit will be lost on the ranks of the Undead mate....... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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02 Aug 2026 09:23:41
It is somewhat ironic that you mention that. I was watching "Army of the Dead" while traveling from Sharm in the early hours.
🀣🀣πŸ«ͺ

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02 Aug 2026 10:28:55
You must be shattered, Ripley. We've got a Nile cruise booked for next year, if it hasn't dried up or been rocketed by Iran.
One of the oddest experiences I've had was being on an Emirates flight back from Dubai, and idly switching on the inflight entertainment and seeing a re run game between Stoke City and Arsenal, with Ricardo Fuller and Mamady Sidibe ripping the Gunners to bits.

My wife was then teaching Ricardo's kids at her private school and knew him well, and "Mama" was (and still is) my neighbour. Both ferocious on the pitch, but absolute gentlemen off it. I think Mama's lad Suleyman ("Sol") plays abroad for PSV?

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02 Aug 2026 11:02:30
I got some very quizzical looks when I said to my wife "Look at the screen, it's our neighbour and the Father of your kids." πŸ˜‚

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02 Aug 2026 11:27:02
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Brilliant Stokey.
Nile cruise sounds excellent. πŸ‘πŸ»

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02 Aug 2026 23:09:55
Pick on me instead. I couldn't give a monkey's hook! Buy me a player.

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03 Aug 2026 08:34:11
I know what you mean, Cyclist, it's like water off a duck's back to me. As Bowie, with his worldly wisdom and perception, pointed out, during my 30 years in the Police, I was frequently insulted, abused and threatened by professionals, not the pussycats on here.


Face to face too, not anonymously.
I upset so many heavy-duty criminals and nutters; it's one reason why I chose to live where I live, middle of nowhere, gated community, easily defensible, and I can see my enemies coming from a long way off, mate. 😁

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03 Aug 2026 10:10:00
As a footnote, I note that DTP mentions the name of Dyche and myself 3 times each in derogatory terms, in a single thread relating to the Murillo debate on 1st August.
I'm reminded of the lyrics from Hotel California...
"In the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast."...


May I remind fellow Reds that SD is the last manager but two, and was sacked nearly 6 months ago. The beast that not only can't be killed but is living rent free. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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03 Aug 2026 13:15:39
As always, Stokey, another great post.

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03 Aug 2026 16:22:07
I have reason to believe you are frequently mentioned by particular posters, much like a recurring thought or idea. Living rent free like a comet traveling through a gigantic galaxy. 🀣🀣

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03 Aug 2026 17:02:03
That's a great image, Ripley.
I'm currently reading "The Devil You Know" by Dr Gwen Adshead, a forensic psychologist based at Broadmoor.
The Latin word for the masks that actors wore in ancient times gives us the word "persona", an interesting term for people who show many different personalities to the world.

I can see where "method" actors, the descendants of our chap Thespis, comes from. The different faces that we all, to differing extents, show to the world. There are quite a few "personas" on here, some surprising, some not, mate, hiding behind the anonymity, that curse of social media in harmful cases.

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03 Aug 2026 17:15:56
That book sounds interesting. It appears that users on this platform maintain distinct online identities, even though it is not a visually oriented site.
The persona fits very well indeed.
Your reference to method acting is interesting.
Adopting a persona or identity can be closely associated with the development of a split personality.


Take Gary Oldman as an example.
His extensive use of method acting has negatively impacted his accent throughout his career.
To regain his speech and accent, elocution experts were required to assist him with his vocal identity.

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03 Aug 2026 17:17:46
Do you have any acting experience, Ripley? ... πŸŽ­πŸ˜πŸ€”

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03 Aug 2026 17:48:30
Only when I tell my wife I'm sorry for forgetting our anniversary. πŸ«ͺ

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02 Aug 2026 08:38:18
I said on here a week ago that we always seem to struggle to get deals over the line but this business with Ousman Diamonde is different gravy apparently we risk losing him because of an impasse over add ons.

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02 Aug 2026 10:06:43
If we lose him we didn't really want him in the first place. Mr M will not be paying out more than he has to for a player. Just cause we sold Anderson for silly money, and he has a wedge in the bank.

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02 Aug 2026 11:05:20
The sage has spoken, seems my opinion is wrong again. πŸ˜‚

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02 Aug 2026 11:45:34
Why have I said your opinion is wrong? It might be the case. With every bad team selection, you try and get it right, but never have. 🀣🀣 Im just saying what Glasner said in an interview, coming from his mouth, we won't be spending silly money to recruit a player, my dear Madmun.

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02 Aug 2026 13:34:41
The only Sage Skeggs now's is the one in his stuffing.🀣.
Marinakis needs to leave the recruitment side alone.
His meddling will cause obstacles.

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02 Aug 2026 13:55:09
Ripley, do you mean (knows)? 🀣🀣🀣 Just asking. 😁

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02 Aug 2026 14:53:23
P.S. I didn't see anyone moaning about his meddling in the MGW transfer to Spurs. Just saying.

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03 Aug 2026 13:17:08
I did in fact mean Knows.
Void of sleep, my friend. πŸ˜‰

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