28 may 2021 10:09:23
my mate ran into back of a car last week the driver got out he was a dwarf he said to my mate i'm not happy
my mate said s---t which one are you then.
28 May 2021 10:51:15
😂😂 George 👌
28 May 2021 11:13:23
Shows how busy the club is, everyone putting jokes on 😂😂
28 May 2021 12:07:07
Here's my daily Tommy then Bowie
My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails but I cured her. I hid her teeth. 🤣🎈
Musnt forget the legend that was Les Dawson tho lads.
You know when the mother in law is at the door. The mice jump on the traps🤣🤣🎈.
28 May 2021 12:24:10
Hahahaha,yes les was funny as balloons 😂😂
28 May 2021 12:28:55
One for ED the brilliant ken dodd, i haven't spoke to the mother in law for 18 months, couldn't get a word in edgeways
{Ed001's Note - good choice.}
28 May 2021 13:08:17
Bob monkhouse. I still enjoy sex at 71 i live at 70 so no distance.
Wouldnt say the wife was a bad cook but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer 😂😂
28 May 2021 13:43:39
Les Dawson, When I first set eyes on my wife I was smitten. She had long black hair all the way down her back. None on her head just down her back! 😂.
28 May 2021 13:57:27
I wouldn't say my mother-in-law was big, but she was built like a Pre-War side board! "
😂😂😂.
28 May 2021 15:10:37
I wasnt sure what to do with my suppository so I rang the NHS helpline. I must say they were really rather rude! 😂😂.
28 May 2021 17:02:21
Two cannibals eating a clown, one asks the other does yours taste funny.