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13 May 2026 15:18:01
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13 May 2026 12:45:10
A discussion point here chaps and chappettes, regarding this so called 'spygate' at Middlesborough!

If it's true, that Southampton were party and in full knowledge of this alleged spying, what punishment do you dish out? Will the EFL use the new rule? Will they punish the guilty?

The players wouldn't have known, the Saints supporters wouldn't have known either?

Thoughts?

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13 May 2026 15:01:44
I'd punish them by sending them to spy on a Steve Cooper training session & when they had slipped into a coma, drop em off in John O Groats with strict instructions to walk back to Southampton. πŸ˜ƒ

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13 May 2026 15:06:25
I'd send them to see if you really are a Forest Supporter, mate!!!
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13 May 2026 15:16:47
Larry. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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13 May 2026 11:09:23
Don't these journalists pee you off with their pathetic rumour mongering. The season is not even over and they are touting Marco Silva to take over at Forest. They thrive on causing unrest among clubs in an effort to sell their grubby papers. I think I speak for the vast majority of Reds fans when I say we don't need Silva because we now have an excellent manager in Vitor Pereira.

The job he did for Forest was nothing short of brilliant and he deserves huge credit. So to these fantasy publications, go find another club to plant your so-called news to. We will be just fine next season. U REDS.

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13 May 2026 12:29:44
He was always coming to Nottingham Forest. Mr M cant help himself. Vitor Pereira needs to be given at least a season.

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13 May 2026 12:41:04
Mr M probably has nothing better to spend his money on, so paying off managers is his way! He'd be better off keeping VP, and asking VP who he wants in the squad for next season! I then suggest Mr M brings someone new in to help sign the players VP wants, and I stress NOT EDU.

He had his chance, and we came close to relegation! COYR.

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13 May 2026 12:58:57
Pedro Fierra is head of recruitment and is still with us. Doubt that will change.

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Matchday 36 - Quick Round Up

13 May 2026 07:39:13
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Matchday 36 - Quick Round Up

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13 May 2026 12:45:11
Good round up Ed! As always, a good read and summary πŸ‘πŸ‘

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https://liverpool-rumours.co.uk/uploads/thumb_Ed001.png avatar{Ed001's Note - thanks mate.}

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Matchday 36 - Quick Round Up

12 May 2026 21:57:25
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Matchday 36 - Quick Round Up

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12 May 2026 18:43:33
Thinking ahead to new players who I would go for should MGW and Murillo leave. Should MGW get in the National side which he absolutely deserves, other clubs might realise what an asset he is. Harvey Elliot can’t even get in the Aston Villa team so I am sure he could be signed for < 30 m. For Murillo I would sign Jarell Quansa. Both these players were in the same team as Hutchison and McAtee that won the under 21 Euros.

All these players are 23 and I think if VP gets them under his wing, they will do well. We have seen the potential talent in Hutchison and McAtee and next season we will get consistency. Elliot and Quansa may be tempted to come because of their ex 21 team mates.

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12 May 2026 21:11:53
I'd go for Summerville from West Ham when they go down, fit in perfectly.
All be down to who leaves, but I imagine we have targets in mind already.
World Cup will cause problems getting transfers done, though, and any we sign who are involved won't get a real chance of preseason knockabouts.

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12 May 2026 21:20:46
I like Sommerville as well, mate...
"Smalltown Boy" was a classic!!!.
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13 May 2026 08:24:03
I didn't know he was Ian Hislop's stunt double. Great singer though. In his Yazoo days, particularly with Alison Moyet.... πŸ‘πŸ‘

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13 May 2026 09:17:29
You're getting him mixed up with Vince Clark Stokey.
Jimmy Summerville was with Bronski Beat and The Communards.

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13 May 2026 09:21:38
Didn't like to say chum.
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12 May 2026 15:13:21
I'm not sure why any team would run the risk of playing out from the back, most of the time it turns into a goal for the opposition! Look at Woody's goal at Sundeland!!

By the way chaps and chappettes, it was great to see James Maddison back playing football after a year out! He did live in Ruddington, so welcome back to football James!

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12 May 2026 19:56:56
Don't care anything about the Leicester reject. Spurs fans saying he's a massive miss, but Ange barely played him n they tried to sign MGW who plays in the same position as him.

Love it if Spurs went down, but there'll be some controversial decision to keep them up, likewise with Arsenal winning the league.

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13 May 2026 05:05:22
Not a great fan of Maddison personally, seems a bit full of himself.
Each to their own, mate.

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13 May 2026 07:08:06
Nor me, Rogie.
Who cares where he lived!

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Liverpool, Brighton and the Third-Man Run Problem

12 May 2026 07:39:14
{Ed's Note - MCR has posted a new article entitled, Liverpool, Brighton and the Third-Man Run Problem

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11 May 2026 20:43:50
Just watching Leeds at Spurs, they keep playing out from the keeper and they must be losing possession or struggling to clear most times, why risk it....Glad VT not an advocate...

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11 May 2026 22:38:24
Spurs are still in this big time. Think Chelsea will beat them.

If they need something on the final day at home to Everton, the pressure will be on big time.

Lovely watching these London clubs battle it out for the pleasure of staying in the Prem.

Schadenfreude.

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12 May 2026 13:08:35
Schadenfreude? Are they from the Bundesliga Forest? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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12 May 2026 17:04:07
Schadenfreude. It is a German word that has no literal translation in any other language.

It means "Laughing at other people's misfortune."

πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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12 May 2026 17:43:59
I know, Forest! I was just trying to get a witty gag in, mate. My first wife was a German speaker, and I've spent a lot of time over there... a great country, and very civilised.

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12 May 2026 19:09:48
Never been.

Was kind of hoping we might get Stuttgart, an excuse to give it a go. Can't complain, as Porto was brilliant, though I have been to Portugal many times.

Who knows, this time next year, with a bit of luck and some sound decisions, we may be looking towards another European run.

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12 May 2026 19:33:35
We can but hope, Forest. Key for me is not going mad in the transfer market, buying quantity not quality. No more gluts of 9 or 10 new faces to assimilate in pre season. Definitely no procession of managers.


4 new quality signings max to replace Murillo, MGW and Ando. Then a big centre forward, as Woody isn't getting any younger.
Stability at all times, and cherish VP. He's highly competent and knows what he's doing!

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12 May 2026 20:51:40
I am hoping that we don't lose all 3.

They are all under contract, so no immediate pressure. Don't think Mr M will let that happen.

1 big fee, and it keeps us onside with finances.

Spot on about quality over quantity.

Plus, next year Netz, Cunha and possibly McAtee step up and join the party.

Hope Ndoye has a great World Cup for Switzerland, so we can get our money back. Hasn't worked out for him. What is it with Forest and these Swiss internationals.

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11 May 2026 19:44:09
If they go down, looking likely. I'd love Jarrod Bowen.
Obviously his father in law wouldn't be happy with him at any other London club.
Oi expensive but brings a lot to the game for me.

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11 May 2026 20:02:59
I've always liked Bowen, mate. Talented and a grafter. He always tore us to bits on his Hull City days in the Championship.

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11 May 2026 20:43:33
Hey 2 Stars, Bet you're glad we stayed up in the end, mate.
You were convinced we were going down... and who could blame you?
Seriously, mate, I'm glad we turned it around.
Always value your take on all things Forest, mate.
Better recruitment, is the key, as we all know.

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11 May 2026 20:46:35
I'd have him too... Absolute dynamo.

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11 May 2026 20:47:08
All rounder, Stokey, bud. And can take a decent corner, which we've so wanted. Free kicks, etc. Gets stuck in. All I want in a player. And knows the onion bag, where it is.

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11 May 2026 20:47:22
Oh! Before I forget Skeggs!!!!
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11 May 2026 22:06:37
An incredible turnaround, mate - brilliant from VP. The club felt broken, mate, but he's turned it around and picked up results I didn't think possible.
I hope we can just have a couple of boring mid table seasons now, we've spent 75% of our Premier League life fighting the drop.

Probability says if you're constantly down there, you'll succumb to it eventually. I'll be happy if we have a couple of quiet seasons - great to be embarking on our 5th straight season in the Premier League, isn't it, pal?

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12 May 2026 05:35:02
5th!!!
Wow!
Fantastic!!!

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12 May 2026 10:31:20
Lads, Please spare a thought for Zowie Ball???
She's only been rejected for presenting Strictly Come Dancing (Never watch BTW!)
She's telling her avid fan's that she's "Working my way through the grieving process, and will keep you updated "
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12 May 2026 11:36:56
It was actually a lucky escape for her, Rogie! She should be grateful, mate. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ•ΊπŸ½ πŸ’ƒ πŸ•ΊπŸ½ πŸ’ƒ

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12 May 2026 13:43:08
Totally agree!!!
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11 May 2026 19:33:23
Don't think we will sell all 3 of MGW Ando & Murillo in one hit, if we do that's probably next season gone, we will be doing a wolves. Reckon Ando for 100mil plus, can't see MGW going anywhere, as good as he is, the top 5/6 probably don't need him other than a squad player, he'll play every week for us n be the main man.. Murillo possibly, Man U Scouse n Chelsea been sniffing around, at least 60 mil but think Cunha would step in for him..

Not sure but think it may be the last year of Sangare's contract, so he could be off as well I'd give Bakwa McAtee another season, think Ndoye be off to Italy and Kali probably signs for that German team.. Just hope we don't spunk Ando proceeds on a load of dross..

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