07 Oct 2025 11:13:19
Its official: Ange will be gone
Taking charge of team selection will be Munmad. (just for those who find it boring)
Pre game and half time talks with be given by Friday night Bowie. (vodka and orange juice refreshments)
Training ground daily fitness drills will be handed over to Lego. (hearing Mr M has given him a bullwip)
New head of recruitment and general press releases go to Cyclist. (shared duties with this site)
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07 Oct 2025 12:31:57
I'll look after the Ladeeeez team.
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07 Oct 2025 14:00:44
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07 Oct 2025 14:38:58
Yeah three more roles being confirmed.
Full control of the ladies team being handed to Rogie. (although no role specifically stated just we're giving him"the ladies")
Toilet command, bog seat repairs and Bingo caller goes to Skegs (you know you love it)
And a new role has been filled:Master of espionage and opposition anti moral officer goes to Ballons. (club are supplying him drones so he can still put the washing out)
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07 Oct 2025 16:27:54
How did ya get on with drinks etc around the toon winter? Ps now I've had a helping hand in bring8ng stokey back. Means we get get dad jokes to lift our spirits ??.
07 Oct 2025 17:07:18
Honestly mate it was really enjoyable, had a couple of drinks and a burger in bar52/ Th_nk or whatever its called pre match. We had tickets in the east stand, supposedly the neutral area (wearing a navy England rugby shirt) which was full of geordies, so i was quite most of the game lol. But all in all result not included a good day out. Do love drink and food prices in the north east. If this was down my way or in London i would have needed a second mortgage. ?.
07 Oct 2025 17:10:31
And of course the people are great up here mate, everyone was welcoming even after my neighbour kept telling them that i am a red??.
07 Oct 2025 17:56:42
Bless ya winter, glad you enjoyed bud ?.
07 Oct 2025 18:51:40
Rogie?.
07 Oct 2025 19:26:46
I like the sound of that job description Winter!
True story about the one and only time I visited Newcastle. I suppose this must have been about 20 years ago. I'd been at a sales meeting all day there and 5/ 6 of us at the meeting ended up getting out on the lash by the riverside. It was a superb night and I found all the locals very friendly and welcoming.
Towards the end of the evening we were at our final bar and I felt a tap on my lower back. I turned around and, in that split-second, I thought noone was there. I then looked down to see a 'little lady' stood there. She must have stood at the height of my belly button.
She was brilliant and we got on like a house on fire. After 10 minutes of chatting however, in my tipsy state I started to have 'Alan Partidge thoughts' flashing into my head. I couldn't stop thinking about a stand-up b*** job from her!
I think that she sensed this and the last thing I remember from my only night out in Newcastle is that 'little lady' saying to me "you're drunk - I'm going home".
07 Oct 2025 19:55:59
Tiny toon lego??.