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06 May 2024 21:22:47
Bowle, just read through and saw your response.
Listen pal, I don’t think anyone would take the piss out of your spelling, wouldn’t even take the piss out of what you say - unlike our Stella mate ?.

I can guarantee you I only ever respond to you with sincerity and would never take the piss out of spelling, missing words or anything - if you read my posts you’ll see a word missing or a spelling mistake in everyone. Only stokey is a master - rest of us just muddle through mate?.

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06 May 2024 22:23:39
2stars you speak for yourself mate, i can ‘ muddle through’ in 3 languages,

06 May 2024 22:32:10
Bless ya cheers 2stars ?.

06 May 2024 22:36:59
I'm a genius too Stevie. Feels great - doesn't it!

06 May 2024 22:46:09
I would 2stars and he knows it. ???.

06 May 2024 23:11:23
Legless genius status is all relative mate, while skegs is around I’ll always feel like one ?.

06 May 2024 23:33:37
Same old crap
Nothing to do with forest unless balloons is telling us how crap we are, from a afar.

06 May 2024 23:52:47
You can't even get an emoji right balloons ??.

07 May 2024 05:43:04
Oh dear there were a few bad trips had last night. Black coffee doing the rounds again this morning boys ??.

07 May 2024 06:29:35
? look at u lads all up late on a school night what was it yesterday benefits payment day ? thought you'd all nip to the offie and get a few cans of kestrel superstrengh call to see derbyreds mate on way there mates rates to get some of the old wacky baccy so you can stay up and talk crap all night ??.

07 May 2024 12:28:54
Surely the vast majority of posters on here appreciate Bowie for the sheer honesty and passion he shows without worrying too much about the spelling? I know I do!
Anyway, as Melvyn Bragg once said English is such a tart of a language it evolves constantly, nicks the best bits of other languages and is not too fussy about spelling and punctuation. Have a look at Jack Kerouac s “On the Road” written at breakneck speed fuelled by Benzadrine and whiskey. Still a classic! Words also change in meaning so “nice” nowadays means pleasant but 200 years ago it meant pernickety or fussy.
Anyway, Bowie mate ask your lovely lady how she spells “colour” “or color “ as an American. It’s different but who cares we all understand. Or “through “ to us means to pass through something but when an American says “it’s through “ it means it over.
As I've said before Old English is largely meaningless to us when you first read it but eventually you understand it. Read aloud it sounds distinctly Geordie so you keep posting mate. Your spelling could be the correct one in 5, 10, 100 or 500 years, who knows. Your name might appear in the Oxford English Dictionary as the original inventor of a word mate! ??????.

07 May 2024 13:20:44
Murillo will be hard to hold onto unless we offer him a repackaged deal ( which we probably can't afford). Sels has been great and would be happy to have him as our no 1. Get rid of Turner and vlaco. Find a decent young no 2. Keep neco, aini, toffs, niahkate, omobamidele, Murillo, boly, MGW, Elanga, CHO, Awoniyi, Wood. Thoughts on Tavares? Could we get him cheap on a permanent? Give Ribeiro more time. Get rid of origi, montiel, Reyna, Kouyate, Sangare, ARTER (PRICK). Unsure on Dominguez and worrall.

07 May 2024 15:33:30
Bowie is already listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, Stokie, just looked it up.

BOWIE.
Adjective
1.
containing or relating to alcohol.
"Vodka is his favourite alcohol
2.
affected with alcoholism.
"his alcoholic mate Jimmy 5 bellies was the cause of his anxiety"
Noun.
a person affected with alcoholism.
Simular.
heavy/ hard/ serious drinker
problem drinker
alcohol-abuse
Nottingham forest fan
???? ya know I luv ya buddy ?.

07 May 2024 16:02:09
Thank you stokey mate. I tell the wife it's lazy English ?? as for you balloons ?. Report to my office. ?? btw that's not orifice.





 

 

 
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