Nottingham Forest Banter

05 May 2024 22:37:32
Ok rip, Bernard hill, or yozzer. And f ck off balloons 🎈 🤣 what a diamond actor. Boys from the black stuff cult viewing.
Watching my favourite along with deerhunter now. Life of brian.
Nope not clough,
Blessed are the cheese makers as they will chat like pundits.
Sangare, first i was blind now i can see, as he falls down a f kn dugout.
VAR searching a one bedroom flat for an offside decision.
What did the FA ever do for us.
Erm they brought us showers for young lads and older coaches.
What ya mean 30 million sheckles for a player? Aren't you going to hackle.
Ok mate you derbyfront I'll buy 3 packs of stones for next season.
Brian you called the owner, it's a sign it's a sign.
I want all the wobbers from the pwemier and the wobbing officials put to the lions.
Well it's my f kn birthday and i can post what i want to.
Home safe n sound reds. Apart from the usual. 🤣🤣🤣 luv ya all, there ya go balloons 🎈.

05 May 2024 23:10:06
Happy Birthday Taurus Bowie. I hope you've had a good day there with FiL in tow!

05 May 2024 23:16:31
Cooper, crucifixion sir, yeah first on the right, nuno crucifixion nope not me. Oh ok get yourself away, nah only joking. I'm not that bright.

05 May 2024 23:23:10
To Graeme Souness " people say I look like you " to everyone else " gizza job I can do that " with his kids in toe. First time I remember seeing Roy Cropper as the man who worked for the council, fantastic telly from back in the day.

05 May 2024 23:47:24
Jesus christ come back stokie all is forgiven. That's the Man City of gobble de gook. 🤣🎈.

05 May 2024 17:43:15
Just a few thoughts.
Firstly, as I said before the game, Yates should always start. Every dazzling architect needs a hod carrier before he can create a beautiful building. The skipper got through a load of work to steady the ship when we were under the cosh first half. His goal was just the icing on the cake, but set the tone for the second half recovery Energy, enthusiasm and work rate first class. reminded me of Walt Whitmans poem
"O Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exalting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring "
Secondly, Sels, Murillo, Boly and, of course CHO immense. I said it wouldn't be easy. Having had to sit amongst the Blades fans I can tell you they hate us with a passion!
Thirdly, great to see Taiwo get a run out especially as Woody seems to have hit the buffers recently.
Likewise, Dominquez did well in a cameo
Lastly, it was a vital result but the danger is not over. Lutons opponents West Ham look a bit flakey and Spurs likewise. Whereas I was hoping Chelsea would be "on the beach " but they are on fire atm with Europa League in sight. I still think it will be decided next weekend before we kick off, though our goal difference advantage will come into play.
It seems as though the Appeal panel will be delaying their decision until a point when it becomes irrelevant therefore avoiding the embarrassment of a team of lawyers relegating a club rather than their results.
But we are now on the front foot and I'm confident we will survive.

05 May 2024 19:09:53
As always Stokey however I think the hod carriers architect must do much better. At the moment he's just about garden shed design standard.

05 May 2024 19:47:59
I got as far as "O Captain! and wanted to self harm 🤣🤣 God its relentless 🥴🎈.

05 May 2024 20:42:51
Stokey certainly talks a load of sense Balloons - that is, until he goes into 'Ronnie Corbett mode' where I too tune-out! I love his posts.

05 May 2024 21:00:55
Ironically, you must have seen 'Dead Poets Society' Balloons, and you could 'seize the day'! If you didn't see the film, Stokey might need to explain.

05 May 2024 21:34:38
I might be ex-Intelligence Corps Norfolk, but I must admit I find it hard at times to keep up with both your and Stokey's posts! Keep it up gents - I'm sure it must be helping my mental dexterity in my mid-50's when I need it more than ever.

05 May 2024 22:19:05
You might want to pass some of that intelligence on to Balloons, Legless. 🤣🤣🤣.

05 May 2024 23:14:13
Well, I do believe in sharing D3!

05 May 2024 23:50:48
Of sound mind and body Derby, nothing floating around my body except Roast beef and Orange juuce this fine sunday 😋 🎈.

05 May 2024 15:56:15
Well, just as you thought the Chelsea game might be winnable. they're walloping West Ham 5-0 at the moment. Could be the 'Derby' factor I guess with bout being London clubs. but, this has now got me really concerned. It looks like it'll be down to the last bleddy game. it good.

05 May 2024 16:10:36
There in great form can't see us getting anything from them.

05 May 2024 16:21:22
More concerning is West Hams form as Luton play them next.
If West Ham win, it won't matter what we do against Chelsea.

05 May 2024 16:23:31
Yes, but West Ham will need to repay their fans after getting hammered, so hopefully they’ll come out firing against Luton. And Chelsea have hit form true, but if we play like we did against City, we may get a point. And if West Ham have already beat Luton, (especially if Burnley have lost too) then it’s almost a free hit. And if we get a point or two back…. It’s all ifs, buts and maybes!

05 May 2024 16:28:58
Flip it round mate, West ham be well up for luton next week. if they both lose we'll be safe before Chelsea anyway.

05 May 2024 16:54:36
KEEP CALM
AND
SUPPORT FOREST.

05 May 2024 17:07:27
If you go back to when we played and beat the Hammers 2-0 at home they had just off the back of a 6-0 thrashing against Arsenal. West Ham were terrible against us so hopefully they will be in reverse form vs Luton.

05 May 2024 20:30:55
Are you sure you remember that far back you was probably out your face derby 🤣.

05 May 2024 21:46:04
I was definitely drunk that day, Skegs. Of that I can assure you. Not as bad as my missus was last night when she got back, though. No idea what she was drinking.

05 May 2024 21:58:10
The downside to getting drunk is that you can still feel sh! te for days after. The missus has been hanging all day. So I got the guitar out and plugged it into the amp to annoy her. She was not impressed at all. hahaha.

05 May 2024 22:03:36
To make it worse I was playing a few Metallica riffs. All I got was 'TURN THE FU**ER DOWN, SHAUN! '. NO! was my reply.

05 May 2024 23:53:24
Well Derby Squire's do make an awful sound so you can't blame her 🤣🎈.

05 May 2024 11:02:45
Great result yesterday, really happy. I managed to watch the whole game on Sky Game of the Day. Some honest observations:
Wood played possibly his worst game for Forest, he didn't hold one ball up, couldn't lay a ball off, was beaten to the ball every time and missed 4 good chances. He's scored some vital goals and I'm all for keeping him in the squad but if he goes there's a lot better and quicker strikers around on less money.
Danilo couldn't stay on his feet and kept trying to roll his foot over the ball when it wasn't on. On one occasion he got wiped out and it wasn't a foul we just lost possession again.
Elanga had a strange game, couldn't really get into it and wasted opportunities.
Murrillo and Sels were superhuman. One save from Harmer was incredible - we should sign Harmer when they go down or swap him for Danilo + money. Dangerous player who can shoot. Get him in.

05 May 2024 22:00:33
You didn't watch the game redhot red because you couldn't get a stream remember?
So how do you come to the conclusion that danillo had a bad game?
You ain't got a clue, he had a very good game, he's just your latest target.

05 May 2024 07:40:24
Moving on and not counting chickens. A goal scoring centre forward and a goal keeper surely specialised positions. Last season we were at undoubtedly saved from relegation by Tiawo and Navas. This is why we have struggled this season from the off. Woods has been injured but has done his best but appears past his prime and likely heading out of the club at the end of the season. Tiawo for some reason has been plagued by injuries.
Both Calvert Lewin ( Everton ) and Adebayo ( Luton ) are both key players. Take them out and the clubs struggled. If Adebayo had been fit instead of injured since February, where could Luton be now. So thinking next season we can assume we will not have Tiawo all season. This is hazard for all clubs even Man City and Harland. Sels seems to have secured the goal keepers position, so we need a Tiawo Mk 2 if we are going to be a better side next season.

05 May 2024 08:24:22
Cheers lads!
Happy Birthday Bowie. and Skeggs (I think! )
I'm nearly sure there's a third Tricky Tree too!
Enjoy your day!

05 May 2024 08:49:34
Agreed definitely need a decent I won't say replacement but a similar standard striker to awoniyi.
Think wood has another year well worth another year in my opinion his form has dipped as of late but still got the intelligence to be in the right place at the right time.

05 May 2024 08:51:08
We also need a centre back for next season, possibly 2 if Murrillo is sold.

05 May 2024 00:13:14
Happy birthday my irish diamond 💎.

05 May 2024 07:34:17
Happy birthday rogie get the Guinness on the go 🥳🥳🥳.

05 May 2024 11:46:15
Happy birthday Bowie you old sod 🤣.

05 May 2024 13:41:47
Happy birthday rogie and Bowie.

05 May 2024 15:43:10
Thank you lads!

05 May 2024 20:51:12
Luv ya all YOU REDS but my diamond rogie more today 😇.

04 May 2024 23:14:12
Important win today but if we can top it off with a win against Chelsea that would keep a smile on my face until next season!