21 Mar 2023 10:07:33
Just landed back in the UK after a long haul flight. The crew were lovely, super, smashing, great. It was a Bowen 747! ✈️✈️✈️✈️
I wanted a really short haircut so I phoned Ed Sheeran. ☺️
So I went into a shop and asked if I could buy a Woolley jumper. The assistant said "Mohair". ? I said "What, do you sell wigs as well? " ??
I ve just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon and now I'm waiting. ??.
{Ed033's Note - Ah, but did you ask the pilot how he manages to land the plane when the runway is allegedly moving to the left or right faster than the speed of sound if the Earth is spinning?
21 Mar 2023 11:05:33
PLAGIARIST!
21 Mar 2023 11:06:33
I’ll tell you what Ed, solar power is the future my friend but it won’t happen overnight! ?.
21 Mar 2023 12:25:32
Love it Stokey.
22 Mar 2023 10:01:46
Jim bowen one really made me chuckle?.