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15 May 2024 22:08:49
Season card renewals at 97%
Shows the faith.

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15 May 2024 18:50:39
If Toton goes ahead half of us on here will be dead before it’s ready 😇😇😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
CARLO.

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15 May 2024 22:02:30
Age is just number carlo
The main thing is to be as healthy as possible and forward thinking.

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15 May 2024 17:32:16
Toton, no no no!
CARLO.

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15 May 2024 18:34:37
Toton sidings area is approachable from Bessell Lane in Sandiarce and Bostocks Lane Long Eaton on junction 25, M1. Plenty of pubs, hotels and eateries in both locations. I know I lived there all my life. Great place if you can afford to live there. 😁🎈.

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15 May 2024 20:01:57
They're in Derbyshire aren't they, the pubs wouldn't let you in. I just think it's a big mistake. Mr m won't care he's not targeting the truth supporters he wants the prawn sandwich brigade, those with master cards in their pockets. Can you imagine the cost a season ticket, we couldn't afford to go.

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15 May 2024 21:43:12
It's not an expensive place to live at all, I spent 44 years living the area
Name a pub that would be local to Toton sidings balloons?
Name a hotel that hasn't been bought by the government to house asylum seekers?
It would need a whole new retail park building and hotels and pubs just like the sheep did, problem is the site would need decontamination after years of diesel spillage.

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15 May 2024 22:22:54
Balloons.

Can just image 40, 000 people going down bessell Lane n trying to get off m1 or thru stabbo

By the way 2 of the hotels off j25 now being used to house asylum seekers

Never going to happen in toton.

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15 May 2024 14:09:19
Should we stay or should we go?
If we stay, there could be trouble.
If we go it could be double?
Option 1. Council sells land to Maranakis, CG is developed, we stay.
Option 2. New purpose built stadium, training ground and facilities.
Can we have a poll please Ed's?
Stay at City Ground or Elsewhere?

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{Ed033's Note -


City Ground or Elsewhere poll

15 May 2024 15:02:08
Can’t really vote on the above, as we would need to know what and where we are moving to, and what the city ground development would actually entail,

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15 May 2024 15:17:37
We will definitely be in toton, mr m can see a blank canvas to make a lot of money there. You only have to look around the area and see that there is little or no facilities for the supporters, he has the room to put in place bar’s cafes anything that will bring in money. He can’t do that where we are now, he’s seen how much money we supporters spend around the ground. Toton gives him the opportunity to take that money for himself. He didn’t put the new fan zone in for love, it was put in to test the water. You don’t become a billionaire without taking a chance.

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15 May 2024 16:36:48
Geographically Toton is awful. It's virtually in Derbyshire. An absolute nightmare to get to unless you are using the M1.
Anyone travelling from East of Nottingham would be really peed off.

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15 May 2024 16:46:36
Not sure where exactly they talking about in toton you've got the school n behind that are couple of fields and a rubbish farm but then you have toton sidings a main through route for trains.

Plus toton full of plastic snobs who will oppose it big time on their doorstep.

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15 May 2024 10:56:50
Is it just me or does anyone else on here get a sick feeling in the pit of your stomach that the most corrupt financial law breaking club are on the cusp of winning their 4th Premier league title! 😡😡

They should be relegated to league 2 for their 115 breaches of financial fair play and as for Guardiola being the best manager in the world with the players at his disposal Megson could make them champions really boils my blood

Come on Arsenal ( never thought I'd say that)

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15 May 2024 12:41:44
The premier league just keep picking the low hanging fruit, but won’t address the biggest problem in the game, a club blatantly breaking the rules but apparently above the law, clubs should simply refuse to play Man City next season til these 115 charges are heard,

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15 May 2024 12:50:20
Nothing will happen, MUNMAD, because the only thing that matters in this world is money. Clubs like Man City and Chelsea bring a lot of sponsorship into the Premier League, so relegating them will be counterproductive to the people who run the league. As we know the Premier League is corrupt to the core, but money makes everything better.

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Liverpool FC Players Overview

15 May 2024 07:39:39
{Ed's Note - iwillbered has posted a new article entitled, Liverpool FC Players Overview

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15 May 2024 00:18:45
Pretty sure old Navas will be out of contract in the summer would be good free signing for me to back Sels up and get rid of the others.

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15 May 2024 12:39:56
Agree with that Shepp. He was great for us and goalkeepers go on at a good level until just short of their state pension! 😂😂 Seriously, think of Lev Yashin, Dave Beasant, Begovich etc. Plus he’s the sort of role model of a senior pro you want at the club to show the young lads how to conduct your life with humility and grace and look after your fitness.

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15 May 2024 14:03:01
If I recall he had issues with moving here with his family? Not sure he'd want to spend his last year in England as backup unfortunately. bwojkd be amazing though.

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14 May 2024 17:57:06
The key position we need to fill for next season is GK a top class keeper would have saved Mudrics 1st goal for Chelsea and stayed on his line and saved Jackson's 3rd goal

Sels is average at best and Turner is worse we think nothing of spending 25/ 30 m on a midfielder but skimp on the player who Cloughie used to say can save you 20pts a season

A world class keeper inspires his CBs and we would be so much better at set pieces like Shilton Burns and Lloyd

Sam Johnstone for me 20m.

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14 May 2024 21:12:07
I agree - sels best of a terrible bunch.

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14 May 2024 21:42:31
Been our biggest problem since samba and navaa were gone.

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14 May 2024 22:08:07
I didn’t think any of the goals Chelsea scored were Sels fault my friends and he saved a one on one. Obviously we could do with a good number 2 gk to keep him in his toes. Definately get rid of Turner and Vlach.

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14 May 2024 22:32:49
I actually think he is a good keeper let down, too many times, by an awful defence.

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15 May 2024 12:37:09
Munmad, don’t think sels could do much about the 1st goal Montiel was at fault for me, And the 3rd, toffollo went awol leaving us wide open, but I’m not totally convinced by the keeper,

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15 May 2024 14:06:04
I think sels has been solid. He's come in at a horrible time with a lot of scrutiny and held his own making some amazing saves. Only really been responsible for a couple of errors. Again, get rid of vlac and turner and sign some decent competition. Need another CB, and striker. I know the noise here hates on Sangare but I'd like to see what he can do. Surely not worth getting rid at a loss after half a year. Could come good?

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14 May 2024 17:24:11
I like the look of Matt Drewitt's radical design. Thinking out of the box. Aim for the stars. The 'Stadio Garibaldi '.

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14 May 2024 21:43:45
And where do we play while it's being built.

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15 May 2024 09:15:02
Surely we would stay at the city ground while it was being built don't we still have 33 years of the leasehold still.

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15 May 2024 10:31:31
We could play at Ilkeston Town, while it's being built. Nice and Local for 79.A few pints in the Gallows Arms pre match. Lovely pub. 🎈.

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15 May 2024 11:19:30
He could walk there down Newtons lane.

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15 May 2024 12:17:21
Matt Drewitt's plan for a new stadium is on the city ground site. If forest could buy the rugby club ground other side of the road that would be great, forest used to have their training ground there in Cloughie's years.

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15 May 2024 13:20:15
might go for Trent bridge next.

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14 May 2024 15:39:38
I agree with dtp.
We've waited 23 years to get back in the Premier league.
I've had a season ticket for that many years I've gave up counting.
The Premiership is as corrupt as can be. But at the end of the day it's the only place to be. And we must fight as hard as we can to preserve our statues.

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14 May 2024 18:31:20
What I don’t get is, if the premier is so unappealing to some fans ( and I get it to a degree) what do we do back in the championship, ? Play not to win every week in case we get promoted, ?

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14 May 2024 21:11:57
Exactly stevie, it would be pointless and we mainly struggled in it anyway.

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Current State of Glasgow Rangers

14 May 2024 07:39:43
{Ed's Note - gdog55 has posted a new article entitled, Current State of Glasgow Rangers

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14 May 2024 23:52:30
Follow Follow.

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13 May 2024 20:16:18
Balloons / Skegg, I could do with getting some advice from a couple of east coast natives and I thought of you both. I’m guessing Bowie has both of your numbers? If you’re ok for me to have your numbers, could you ask Bowie - I’m assuming he has them - to pass them onto DTP. DTP has my number and can pass them on. Hoping that is ok with you both.
Cheers.
2stars.

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13 May 2024 22:06:21
Skeggs gave his out on site 2 star
I can give Bowie your number?

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13 May 2024 22:18:39
Bowie has our numbers 2star but wouldn't pass them on to DTP I'd have him ringing me up every night asking if I could show him how to fit a bathroom properly without using flat packs 🤣 or he would leave my number behind on all the bodge jobs he does.

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13 May 2024 22:33:14
I have no wish to have your numbers or meet either of you skeggs my little bin dipper
Shows what you know about anything when you think a bathroom comes as a flat pack?
What do you think happens?
Screw a bath together? 😁🤣🤣🤣.

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14 May 2024 03:37:13
Just ring Bowie, 2Stars. He will give you mine 🎈.

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14 May 2024 06:29:02
That's such a shame DTP would of loved to see some of that artwork you do on them banners pal might of even tried a glass of red wine and who knows how you do your bathrooms Mr corgi 😁.

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14 May 2024 12:12:47
It's called gas safe now my little bin dipper, but why would I need to be gas safe to pipe a bathroom up? 🤣
Do as many kitchens, bedrooms and joinery pal
But don't work so much now I get my pension, prefer being in the garden.

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14 May 2024 13:24:23
What do you do in the garden sit there with a fishing rod pretending to be a knome my little Derbyshire pal 🤣🤣.

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14 May 2024 14:11:36
God there's nothing more boring than gardening 💤😴🎈.

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14 May 2024 15:07:09
I'm in poland doing what they know best. Vodkas while the father in law watch me make an ass as usual. Just done auchsvitz. Only way i can describe is. Horrible place on a beautiful sunny day. Phone me anytime 2star my friend. And oi skegs mafia. Leave the 79 alone. We all have our dreams and differences. COYR btw meant that 2star.

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14 May 2024 15:46:21
I don't know balloons I could think of something more boring. a conversation with DTP over a glass of red wine while tucking into eggs Benedict 🤣.

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14 May 2024 16:28:00
Don't worry about me Bowie, I can look after myself.
What's a knome?
Never heard of one 😁🤣.

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14 May 2024 17:55:12
I thought you'd understand better if I spelt it rong 🤣🤣.

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14 May 2024 19:34:23
My wife and I have a trip to Krakow planned for September Bowie. Not sure I could cope with Aushwitz, but then again I want to pay my respects to the millions of victims. Also to remind myself how easily things can go wrong when a normally civilised nation allows pure evil and barbarism to take over.

I’ve always wanted to visit Poland mate. I’m very envious. I used to work with 2 brothers of Polish extraction when I was on the CID. They uses to take me to the Polish Airman’s Club on Sherwood Rise to sample a fine selection of flavoured vodkas after an evening shift, counting on our Night Crime Patrol to get us home!

Also went to a Polish wedding where I remember there were 4 bottles of vodka per 8 seat tables ( which included wives and kids). My (then) wife lost our daughter aged 3 twice that evening whilst a bit tipsy. After the initial panick we found her firstly in the kitchen in a high seat being fed Polish delicacy’s by doting Polish grandmothers and the second time when she got into the stage with the band! Atrocious parenting!
Anyway mate have a great time and send me some tips on the best hostelries! 🤪🤪😀😀.

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14 May 2024 20:28:37
No place like knome 🤣🤣.

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14 May 2024 21:14:19
Yes please dtp - thanks very much all.

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13 May 2024 18:31:52
Anyway, two newly weds on the first night of their honeymoon, nervous at the thought of seeing each other undressed for the first time.
The young husband takes off his socks to reveal a pair of badly deformed feet. Embarrassed, he explains to his bride that he had Tolio when he was a kid.
His new wife says " Surely, you mean Polio? "
He says "No, it's like Polio but only affects the toes"
He then takes off his trousers to reveal a pair of twisted nobbly knees.
He says "I also suffered Kneesles when I was growing up. Its like Measles but it only affects the knees"
Finally, he removes his boxer shorts to reveal all
His wife gasps and says "Oh no, it looks like you caught Small Cox too"!
😂😂😂😂.

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13 May 2024 22:54:23
I'm deeply offended and hurt that you could be so insensitive to make a joke about feet Stokey. I thought you were a better man than that. And referring to people suffering with a small cock just takes it all too far and personal for me.

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13 May 2024 23:19:06
Sorry - ex-Squaddie sense of humour! I'll go back into my shell now.

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13 May 2024 23:43:38
As always Stokey.

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14 May 2024 09:49:10
I know that ex Squaddie sense of humour very well Legless from my time in the Police… 😂😂
By the way, I don’t know if this helps at all but when I went for my vasectomy many years ago they had to use Operating Theatres 1, 2, 3 AND 4! 🫣😳🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥.

Before my op used to buy those ribbed condoms. But here’s a tip, mate, try wearing them inside out. I mean, why should she get all the pleasure? 🙄😉🤔🤔😁😁.

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14 May 2024 16:29:24
Guess where I've got my Ian Storey Moore and Piere Van Hoodonk Tattoos?
CARLO.

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14 May 2024 16:34:46
I have a small cock however he's rather feathery and fathered many a chick 🐥😘😜.

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14 May 2024 20:07:51
I'm afraid when I went for mine Stokey they were able to perform the operation on 3 of us in the same room. We were in what was known as the 'Gerbil Theatre' of the hospital's Vasectomy Ward. When the lovely Eastern-European lady performing the op looked at my manhood she started giggling and said "It looks just like a penis, but so much smaller"!

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14 May 2024 22:12:20
Carlo and Trump! Too much information my friends! My tattoo says “Ludo” which becomes Llandudno! 😂😂🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥.

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14 May 2024 22:14:15
Legless, I do sympathise but a lady once said to me “Who do you think you are going to please with that? ”
I said “ Well, me hopefully “ 😂😂😂😂.

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