21 May 2025 18:57:28
What I hate about lazy journalism.
1= DTP off to Saudi to grow cacti.
2= balloons banned from premier league for being honest. Left the line with the FA ( while my guitar gently weeps)
3= skegs caught with numerous new players winding through the windmills of skegness, on a boat of kiss my arse hats and butlins till I die shirts.
4= lego signing for jester in goal.
5= redhotred with his own press conference from sky, Jeff stelling had nowt on me. I went solo.
6= winter telling the country file, how nottingham forest would benefit chopping down everything around the stadium, and national trust ensure more birds shi##ing on opposition.
7= jester advert, showing the Irish how 0% Guinness helps with anxiety and surfing the north sea. with knitted swimming trunks and small nob.
8= stokey, which his new book, backed bye penguin. (All about one liners) went far.
9= bowie, how I went from drinking vodka on Fridays, to how I came off it 6 hours. Massive influencer on YouTube.
10= munmad = new book how I got psychos wife to pick the right amount of team.
Tell ya just doesn't make sense. ?.
21 May 2025 20:52:43
Kiss my ass you Geordie byker grove ant and Dec Friday night vodka swilling 20 bellies lover ???.
21 May 2025 21:06:09
??? ask me one on sport skegs.
21 May 2025 23:18:12
Doing a survey on the Tyne next week, I'll make sure to send those pooping birds your way Mr Bowie
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22 May 2025 06:59:14
I'm actually working on the tyne winter. Pop in.
22 May 2025 11:54:01
I resent the knitted swimming trunks I only use Speedo ???.
22 May 2025 18:04:09
As skegs said, great to see ya back my friend.
22 May 2025 18:15:08
Shhh - I'm supposed not to be on here whilst my brain cell re-boots. However, I have to say that I belly-laughed at this post Bowie!
Superb mate. FYI, my contract negotiations with fester for their goalkeeping role are ongoing. If we can reach a compromise on a deal, that'll really screw them!
22 May 2025 18:52:46
??? proud of ya lego.
22 May 2025 20:50:49
All just banter.