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16 Jan 2026 11:39:59
What is going on a this football club? Nuno threw Marinakis under the bus now it is reported Dyche is doing the same!
Then knowing we are desperate for a goal scorer we get rid of one on loan who was not given a chance in my opinion.
Think about it we have great creators of chances with passes on the ground from the likes of Anderson, Gibbs-White and Williams so Dyche wants the ball lumping over to Chris Wood's ghost in the guise of Jesus (The real one would have a problem at his height)
I feel sorry for Evangalos his hearts in the right place I just hope he does'nt feel he is being used as a cash cow!
1.) 16 Jan 2026 12:35:46
Very accurate humourist, I'd say more but I don't want stokey and lego complaining I've got Dyche tourettes ????.
2.) 16 Jan 2026 12:51:50
I think you will find maranakis chucked himself under the bus. and spat his dummy out while doing it. nobody else's fault but his own hiring edu and having him whisper sweet nothings into his ears.
edu since arriving pissed off one of tge best managers we've had in ages and blew 100s of millions of the cash cows cash on nothing better than championship players hopefully he will be gone soon with Dino dyche.
3.) 16 Jan 2026 13:14:29
Skeggs you'll have to stop posting repetitive post about Edu the bloke you said was getting sacked
The repetitive police are out in force ????.
4.) 16 Jan 2026 14:42:46
Edu will be sacked along with dyche 10am Monday morning ? and inspector clueso and captain Dan. Can do one ?.
5.) 16 Jan 2026 15:06:05
You do make me smile ??.
6.) 16 Jan 2026 15:15:50
What-again DTP?
7.) 16 Jan 2026 15:21:55
Get rid of Dyche and Edu.
Reinstate Nuno ?????.
8.) 16 Jan 2026 18:58:55
DTP, you’ve just reminded me to re read John Foxes seminal work on the English Reformation (1563) The Book of English Martyrs”. Oops, there I go again ……??????.
9.) 16 Jan 2026 19:00:20
Funnily enough Ripley stan collymore has stated that he believes that will happen.
10.) 16 Jan 2026 19:46:55
Go ahead stokey cus its gone over everyone elses
??????.
11.) 16 Jan 2026 20:08:26
Edu and dyche dtp? Tell me when he said that? Sounding like the sheep dave n milkman.
12.) 16 Jan 2026 20:21:21
Bowie mate
That nuno will get sacked, dyche will get sacked abd nuno will return to forest.
13.) 16 Jan 2026 20:37:22
You said dyche and edu dtp? Was just curious. Agreeing to Ripley?
14.) 16 Jan 2026 22:12:25
No. problem.
15.) 17 Jan 2026 12:04:39
Sorry, I forgot you speak for “everyone” DTP………you are a true Martyr but have you considered that not “everyone” is as dim as you?
04 Jan 2026 07:43:39
Regarding what players to bring in. if I was Marinakis I would not do anything until Wednesday at the earliest because if Tuesday's result goes against us he might unload Dyche so he would not want him buying anybody he would save that for the priviledge of the in coming manager.
Well that's my logic anyway.
1.) 04 Jan 2026 09:05:18
Dyche won't pick any incoming players Pedro Ferera will, doubt we will bring any in before we sell anyway.
Regarding dyche, he won't be sacked no matter what.
2.) 04 Jan 2026 10:13:25
DTP if we lose at West Ham, Wrexham and Arsenal he’s gone mate,
3.) 04 Jan 2026 11:04:51
I'd hope so stevie, but have my doubts after three coaches already.
4.) 04 Jan 2026 11:42:32
I wouldn’t sign anyone. What is the point in wasting anymore money unless we sign players who are willing to play ECL next season and worst case 2nd half of season can be used to gel a new team. Otherwise it’ll be a scatter gun approach with zero intelligence.
First we have to have a style of play to intelligently sign players. I’m all ears if someone can identify the players we need to best fit in with the definable style of play that you are witnessing …….
I’m all ears …….
5.) 04 Jan 2026 12:48:02
Think you need to read up on who has last say on recruitment also strategy and tactics dtp it's there in black and white for everyone to read mate and whoever else wants to. sorry to disappoint you dtp as I know it will break your heart but its edu ????.
6.) 04 Jan 2026 13:11:59
Isn't Strand Larsen that beach near Bergen?
7.) 04 Jan 2026 16:13:26
Yes Norfolk, you might find an acre of land between there and the salt water
Then she’ll be a true love of thine according to Simon and Garfunkel
Or you could Simon “ Do the Strand” like Roxy Music mate.
The poshest Strand is undoubtedly the reclaimed bank of the River Thames in London.
31 Dec 2025 07:27:27
Marinakis should have paid the 8 million for the Fulham manager.
1.) 31 Dec 2025 07:37:38
Yea another Failure at Everton as Fulham rip up the league. Marinakas needs to hand over the reigns to somebody who knows about football.
2.) 31 Dec 2025 07:48:10
In hindsight yes but would he be able to get anyone to score a Goal?
3.) 31 Dec 2025 07:52:31
Championship here we come.
4.) 31 Dec 2025 08:10:04
Read Dyche's after match comments about the Boo's ect. The master of deflecting the blame and saying just the right things to hang onto his job a bit longer. Mind you nobody else has as more success with mediocrity and failure.
15 Oct 2025 07:16:04
My first visit to the city ground was 1949 so you can guess I am quite old but still compos mentis. I was a season ticket holder until a few years ago when a knee replacement operation has prevented me from assessing my front row seat in the Brian Clough stand so its now on TV or radio.
I have sky sports but Forest getting into Europe ends up on TNT. I refuse to pay another subscription I am unlikely to use. Okay, so I will listen on line to BBC radio Nottingham. As soon as pre match finishes they are not allowed to do commentary because I live in Lincolnshire.
The final straw is that the forthcoming game against Chelsea is on TNT. In other words only Sky gives me a chance to see the games but I have noticed they seem to be filling their schedule with championship matches, its probably cheaper.
At least when I die I am being cremated in my Forest shirt. Loyal to the end eh!
The final.
1.) 15 Oct 2025 10:51:18
Great post that h2.
I'm a yad younger mate, first match 1968 and lucky enough to have a season ticket but I live in North Yorkshire and it takes over two hours to get to home matches. It's exhausting but I'll do until until I can't.
I'm with you entirely about TNT. I have sky but won't pay for anything else, not even radio. It's BBC for Christ's sake. We pay a licence already.
So it's home matches or Sky. I won't get to see us in Europe either unfortunately.
2.) 15 Oct 2025 11:09:31
If you Google bbc radio Nottingham, they have most matches on and can listen via your browser. Then i connect my phone to the work van and happy days.
But yeah i pay for sky and TNT but only because i live so far away that making home games is stupidly hard nowadays. Often think i could get a season ticket for the price i pay for the sports subscriptions. ?.
3.) 15 Oct 2025 11:40:26
You lost me at 'browser' mate.
4.) 15 Oct 2025 15:13:46
Just thinking how many of us the site are a significant distance away. Does anyone live in W Bridgford? Same issue for me on Saturday: Motd highlights and wait for 'you tube' coverage. Sky has certainly lost its shine from years back-in Cricket as well. Ashes coming up? So I'll be following the text on my phone at that silly hour to play football! Backing Hutchinson to score!
10 Oct 2025 14:29:55
It says something about how far Forest have come. In last nights game there were 7 first team or ex Forest players involved. Never known this before but I expect someone will come up with a better answer!
Why can't the management be straight with their paying customers (fans) and tell us what has been decided about Posta. what's his name.
1.) 10 Oct 2025 16:41:18
Your talking about Nottm Forest, the mushroom treatment.
2.) 10 Oct 2025 17:13:40
If they haven't told us anything maybe they've nothing to say?
Never fancied him as manager but we stuck with him now so may as well give him a window of chance to turn it round
Think next international break could be the time depending on next few games if we in bottom 3 n not won in europe he'll be put out his misery, 3 managers in a season tho not a good look.
3.) 10 Oct 2025 20:39:48
Looks like he's staying. would just like to see more of the the same when we played the first 45 mins against betis. no palmer for Chelsea when we play them and hopefully luiz back for us it's a winnable game but would be happy with a point and a good performance.
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05 Jan 2026 11:52:30
bsered there could be an unenviable record set tomorrow night if the result is a draw which is no good to either team. The record would be if as a result of this both managers were sacked ( a present Forest manager and an ex Forest manager, It would be a first anywhere in the world)
13 Oct 2025 09:12:34
Skegsjay when Billy Davies was sacked he had at least 11 injuries but the owner just did'nt seem to appreciate that, Its a bit late now for Billy but Sean Dyche is the nearest to it. Some people say that he is too defensive but did'nt the great Brian Clough advocate star building from the back and stop conceding goals. However having a ready made squad of players its a different ball game and I would think Dyche would be in his seventh heaven.
We have the players just get the system right!