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17 May 2013 21:10:44
Kenwyn Jones gets a pigs head calling card to join Forest from new local sponsor Pork Farms
13 May 2013 23:56:59
Saunders Webster Broadfoot Hateley
Driver Davidson McGowan McCourt
Think this team would do well, and push for a play off place.
13 May 2013 11:21:00
Billy Davies outsider for Everton job unofficial source.
13 May 2013 09:33:10
did you hear about the fester fan that went to a car boot sale and backed his car in and sold the engine
13 May 2013 06:04:47
bet fester lady is crying in her lemonade and makings damp bag of crisp damp
12 May 2013 23:58:48
heard from a very reliable source inside of the club itself that after hours of negotiations between the al hasawi family and Sir alex ferguson SAF will be coming to NFFC in a football advisor role !
11 May 2013 12:35:54
Marko Marin expected to have season long loan due to Forests links with Chelsea and his lack of playing time.
10 May 2013 09:10:47
Billy Davies is being lined up to take over at Everton to replace his good friend David Moyes who has recommended him as his replacement.
Everton's historic links with the Glasgow Manager Mafia will ensure his appointment ahead of others including AMC whose stock has fallen since leaving Villa.
Another roller coaster summer for the Forest faithfull?
09 May 2013 14:37:34
I confess to being a bit miffed with BD after he misled me on McGugan. Lewis just phoned me to arrange a waxing session and told me all. Do not believe me? Can you remember who told you about Billy Davies returning? Me, yes LRd the only source you need.
I don't have my original message to you, but I have this and I NEVER make stuff up, so stop being disrespectful and start believing.
McGugan is a goner but not before the back, sack and crack we just booked. LRD
08 May 2013 22:57:17
billy davies spotted in manchester tonight maybe after the united job
08 May 2013 15:50:45
My source at HP says we are signing Polish striker Tomas Ketchupski from Hamburg, Lee Perrins a wing sensation from Worcester City to add some spice and bite to our midfield, plus Mayon Hellmann a very experienced blonde centre back not past his sell by date from Molde Norway. Daddie Brown a running right back from Brannstan Norway also on his way.
Forest also looking at USA hot prospect international play maker Tab Asco from Lousiana Fire
Finally Heinz Danone a left winger who is qualified to play for France and Holland and Ma Mite an African goalkeeper from Mali completes the transfer deals sniffed out by my favourite Dutch source!
08 May 2013 11:05:08
Forest will raid Wigan Athletic for Maynor Figueroa in the summer if they are relegated from the Premier League
08 May 2013 09:37:06
Forest looking at bringing in David Villa as he is out of contract at the end of the season
08 May 2013 09:34:56
heard Forest are after Julio Cesar after he expressed his desire to leave QPR following their religation from the Premier League
05 May 2013 11:50:09
NEW NAME FOR FESTER GROUND CRISP BAG
04 May 2013 16:31:24
One other thing aside from the result, how did Cohen get player of the year. He had an atrocious run of form up until the past few games just like Dex. If Dex had won it, there would have been outrage, why not with Cohen.
04 May 2013 16:08:24
Nottingham Forest will sign George Boyd from Peterborough as Hull City will prefer a midfielder with Premier league experience after their promotion today. If it wasn't for that eye test, he would be their already. Also, Billy Sharp will be signed permanently after his goal haul this season, he will be expected to cost £1.3 million.
04 May 2013 15:50:16
Absolutely gutted. I know a lot of people like the championship but I hate it. I want forest in the top flight and another season is disappointing. that's said in my opinion it would have travesty if we would have got to the play offs and won them. We've been poor for a long time. We have no width and and certain players Reid, majewski and sharp haven't been good enough. We can blame the defence but how many times have we not been getting that second ball in midfield? The first 15 minutes we did well mainly because Cohen was there. There was a void when he was moved to leftbaack. Gued had a poor game aswell with his misplaced passes. On the bright side we've got next season to build a solid team. If we sign up Ward, Hutch and Jara I think we will still need a new; pacey defender, couple of pacey wingers and a forward. Hopefullyfawaz backs us and we can go all the way
03 May 2013 18:33:03
Forest are after; wes verhoek, George Boyd, Pratley and Whittingham. I was told
30 Apr 2013 21:01:08
Reports of Billy Sharp buying a house in Doncaster, could be making his way back to one of his former clubs?
29 Apr 2013 22:47:29
Billy interested in Wolves's Bakary Sako, and I have also heard from a few sources he is after QPR's Adel Taarabt, with no premier league clubs yet to show interest.
29 Apr 2013 22:44:41
Forest are to raid the relegated premier league teams, by approaching QPR's Junior Hoillet, and Reading goalkeeper Alex Mccarthy.
28 Apr 2013 22:25:46
Billy and fawaz have been told that Whittingham is ready to make his move to Nottingham. They are supposedly interested in the goalscoring winger.
11 Apr 2013 12:34:53
Prince Harry is rumoured to be in Nottingham this month. ITK Sources close to the 28yr old have said Fawaz is very keen to tie up the free agent after his time overseas. COYR
Fawaz has just bought a shirt factory in Basford and he's going to knock the shirts out cheap to season ticket holders only. a spokesman has said the family want to involve the local community in the club as much as possible there will be jobs created for housewives on twilight shifts with more being created as we become firmly established in the premier league the spokesman went on to confirm that any seconds and overruns will be bleached and sold as Derby shirts
07 Apr 2013 05:37:10
Atleast we got David McGoldrick coming back. He has scored some goals this season including 2 in his last game. Never know Billy may get the best out of him too.
02 Apr 2013 13:48:45
I'm an avid forest fan. Go to nearly all the games and really enjoyed the Hull game. I'm as hopeful/scared/nervous as everyone over the next few games.
But people do need to get a grip. It is my view that this club is being run like a computer game. Whether misguided or otherwise, we have churned through managers, been calamitous in our approach to stability, and been wildly inconsistent with it on the pitch. We are lucky that this year's championship has been particularly compressed, with our late surge under Billy, being enough to get us back in some contention. With our wage bill and squad we should be top 6.
There is not so much separating us from Blackburn in how we've been run in my view, and I'm not optimistic if we don't get promoted.
I have it on good authority that indeed our illustrious leader Fawaz would be prepared to offer Phil Neville a contract at the City Ground. You don't get where Fawaz is without being shrewd though, he has stipulated that Neville must NOT appear on the team photo for fear of hampering sales, but as a consolation has offered him 13th month on the team calendar!
21 Mar 2013 21:25:42
Forest to sign Michael Owen from, This from a reliably source. Whoops. sorry he is retiring
12 Mar 2013 03:27:59
The City Ground has received a tentative booking for a televised event for 2014.
Kanye West will marry Kim Kardashian at the City Ground if Forest make Premier League next year right before a game.
The wedding will be shown on Living With The Kardashians.
Kanye's best man will be his long time friend Ice T who has a share in Hooters (so a good chance a batchelor party will be held there).
Apparently Justin Beiber was at the City Ground to inspect last week, and gave a big thumbs up to the new big screens saying, "We can get some great close ups of Kim on these", before reporting back to Kanye.
Forest Player will NOT be relaying the nuptials to interested viewers.
11 Mar 2013 19:03:31
Davies wants to bring lee camp back on loan till end of season
11 Mar 2013 16:12:58
Somebody has seen Kelvin Wilson in the pound shop in Nottingham. same bloke saw him buying steaks in Asda in the past. surely this means he's coming back?
09 Mar 2013 00:26:45
Can confirm that forest will be wearing Adidas kits as of next season. Unfortunately can't name source. But I assure you 100% it's true. Please feel free to save this and make me eat humble pie if I'm wrong. But I guarantee its happening.
08 Mar 2013 14:44:50
Ive heard Robbie Savage is coming out of retirement to put on the garibaldi red as he's always wanted to play in it. #BoredAtWorkNeedToEntertainMyself
07 Mar 2013 19:19:51
forest to sign rooney until end of season, dead cert for 30 points and automatic promotion to premier, lol
27 Feb 2013 12:20:20
Oh my god Steve McClaren has left FC Twente. you don't think. surely not!
26 Feb 2013 17:58:24
Steve McLaren to return to the CG following his exit from FC Twente, to aid with scouting and striker procurement.
23 Feb 2013 22:47:16
I have heard Billy Davies is coming back!May be a lie but he is better than McLeish!
He recorded this massage as the last ones he had got him in to trouble that's why missus Davies won't let him out of Scotland too long
The combined salaries of the people sacked are less than we pay McGugan to warm his behind on the bench every week. The only people earning big money at forest are the players (like every other club) and managers.
Here's a conspiracy theory for you: perhaps people are being sacked and legally gagged when they get too close to finding out the truth about the al-Hasawis?
14 Feb 2013 20:11:31
billy to sign shay given, Sylvain Dustin, William gallas, Jamie Mackie, and Alassandro del pierio that's who he asked for out of a list of 10 players he made out after training on Monday the others on list were not available till at least the summer. All to be announced within tem days and giant carnival unveiling on final day of feb.
13 Feb 2013 18:02:26
I've heard a rumour that Theo Walcott could come to us on loan, now this sounds just has daft as all the other rumours.
12 Feb 2013 13:29:13
Just heard we are in for given, bent, ireland, herd, guzan, holman plus more villa players. I heard this off a friend of a friend.
Pratley and whittingham to sign before the end of the week. I've also heard Brian rice is coming out of retirement. He is no1.
09 Feb 2013 16:49:03
Fawaz contacted SOD about a return ahead of appointing Davies. Was told absolutely no chance. Not sure if this was before or after McLeish left as didn't get into that. Was informed of this by a friend of SOD's family.
08 Feb 2013 22:50:00
Ian Harte on loan from Reading
Saw his car at the city ground on the way home from work, was definitely his car as I used to live across the road from him when he was at Leeds.
08 Feb 2013 14:23:55
MOD REDS MASSIVE MIDLANDS NEW:
N. H. S. services are preparing for a November baby boom in Nottingham as it seems in February a lot of men in the city got a massive libido rise at a similar time that Nottingham forest appointed a new manager. However at the other end of the a 5-2 it seems that there will be a fall in the number of lambs being born due to a turn in the other direction for men's libidos in dierby.
In other news Billy Davies and his new friend Fawaz al hasawi seem to have gone straight to work on sorting out billys unfinished business as both were seen leaving a London hotel high fiving swiftly followed out by a pained looking Mrs Arthur who was rubbing her mid front orifice and walking awkwardly. Davies and Hasawi refused to comment but did both smile as they ended their cigarettes.
08 Feb 2013 08:45:33
Apparently Billy has been seen having a pint with Messi in the TBI. Great news!. Source, nottinghamforestrumours site.
07 Feb 2013 19:37:13
just been told by someone in the know that king bills first signing will be some bloke called boyd from the posh lol
07 Feb 2013 15:18:26
Have it from a very relaible source, my brother in laws sister who used to go out with a bloke who cut the hair of the chap that painted the goalposts in 1959 that went on to wash cars for a bloke who sits in the bridgford end, that the revolving door to the management suite at the city ground has now been removed the replacement door now only opens inwards.
Welcome home Billy
07 Feb 2013 10:16:27
bd is on gardening leave apparently fawez heard a right racket in the lift when the doors opened billy stood there with bits of wire and stuff on him his responce was he didn't like the woman's voice doors opening doors closing terry the kit man is caretaker for the match on sat while we look for a new manager he he had to get that in.
Jon c block
07 Feb 2013 09:31:17
I understand that in a last minute twist Billy Davies has failed an eye test and will now not be appointed
06 Feb 2013 21:30:14
Peter Odemwingee still odds on favorite to become Nottingham Forest's next manager
source: he's out in the car park now
06 Feb 2013 17:07:30
Just heard the BD deals off! As he failed his eye test
06 Feb 2013 14:29:38
Billy Davies to sensationally snub Forest after a meeting this morning with Ray Trew and is expected to be confirmed as manager of Notts County within 24hrs.
06 Feb 2013 12:15:31
Ok I may take some flack here but WTF. IT time someone said what everyone is thinking. Fawaz please sell up and let's have an owner who treats the club with the respect it deserves!
05 Feb 2013 22:13:41
Right this may be old news to some of you but believe it or not the reason sod was sacked was because he played 2 certain players the owners told him not to, the players were camp and mcgugan. Both were offered new contracts and both declined after having a wage drop and pay being performance based (mcgugan would only be paid 2 times a year) ;) haha anyway Lewis not only rejected it for that purpose but he wanted to run his contract down to see what clubs came in. None did. He also said if derby came in he would seriously consider it because he don't to move from his local town long eaton
05 Feb 2013 14:58:19
Mick Mcarthy, would hve been delighted to accept the forest job, something stopped him, almost certainly it was team affairs and player aquasition, we should have seen this coming when he turned the job down. Asawi owns the club andthinks he knows best, he will probably be on the bench for bristol game or one of his family will.
05 Feb 2013 14:52:10
Alan curbishley spotted in ASDA looking at a muller fruit corner with some cheese strings in his basket. Surely creating a pack lunch for training tomorrow!
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