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10 Apr 2025 22:21:33
Anyone fancy a meet up at Wembley?

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10 Apr 2025 22:59:38
No DTP. I thought you were against meet-ups? I can't keep up with your changes of heart mate.

11 Apr 2025 00:40:52
???Nope????.

11 Apr 2025 00:42:13
Might wanna try Grinder DTP, think it'll be more up your street ???.

11 Apr 2025 07:17:14
Ah ahh you got it anyway winter tree
I'm all sorted ????????.

11 Apr 2025 08:10:23
Come on lads your supposed to give up a bit of your time for lonely old pensioners ?? I would meet you DTP but I think I'd struggle to get out of my recliner ?.

11 Apr 2025 10:21:08
"spotted at BOXPARK Wembley, lost forest supporting pensioner carrying a blow up doll" ?.

11 Apr 2025 12:54:21
Was it wrapped in a bedsheet winter ??.

11 Apr 2025 14:11:48
Not sure skegs, apparently the doll was wearing some fancy Ann Summers lingerie ??.

11 Apr 2025 14:17:34
Looks like you got some new competition skeggs from winter, that's another village missing one ????.

11 Apr 2025 16:37:32
Im sure we'd both rather be missing from our home villages than in your case, coming from the village of Llanddewi Brefi and sadly being the only one???.

11 Apr 2025 17:32:19
Now Now little boy play nicely ????.

11 Apr 2025 17:57:26
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11 Apr 2025 18:23:20
Oh don't be so touchy my little cornish gnome ???.

11 Apr 2025 18:44:37
?Yeah yeah?
Come on DTP haven't you got a date to arrange for Wembley?
Tinder will be rocking tonight, get yourself on there??.

11 Apr 2025 18:54:18
Your the one that seems to know these sites, I wonder why? ????.

11 Apr 2025 19:04:27
Because that's where i met you, you shouldn't be shy, what your wife doesn't know won't hurt????.

11 Apr 2025 19:21:41
Ah haven't got a wife ??
You've got so much to learn my little cornish gnome and I bet your on that site sll day ????.

11 Apr 2025 19:21:49
Steady on winter he lives in Derbyshire. They are not having a good season ??.

11 Apr 2025 19:27:37
Balloons you live in Skegness and that place only has a rainy season????.

11 Apr 2025 19:31:24
Ps better tell Broxtowe council that cus they keep picking my bins up ??????.

11 Apr 2025 19:35:35
Balloons now that explains everything ???.

11 Apr 2025 19:39:57
So does Tenerife ir seems ???.

11 Apr 2025 19:40:16
You've explained yourself perfectly winter ???????.

11 Apr 2025 19:50:34
With grandkids balloons ???.

11 Apr 2025 20:02:19
Notice how the fishing rods come out when he's lost winter ??.

11 Apr 2025 20:19:53
Short walk down Newton's Lane and over the cut and Dtp is in Cotmaney a savage place.

11 Apr 2025 20:26:16
Balloons i know, i got bored of replying ???.

11 Apr 2025 20:28:48
Too true jester
Nit a place to frequent
They are cut off for a reason ???.

11 Apr 2025 20:37:56
Seriously - isn't it great to have some new 'young blood' on this site in the shape of Winter? He's certainly mixing it up with the old-timers! I think it's great.

Personally though, as he's of Cornish origin, I'd prefer to soak my stumps in a vat of sulphuric acid than meet with the young fella. Also, as he lives on a (now imported) diet of pasties, I'm sure he suffers from scurvy.

11 Apr 2025 20:37:59
Bored of replying?
You'd talk to yourself on the bog and it's right what comes out ???.

11 Apr 2025 21:34:59
You've spent a lifetime being lost balloons and now ended up in skegvagas ????.

11 Apr 2025 22:40:19
Lego he just needs to pull the curtains together more tightly when he's alone and the missus has gone out ????.

11 Apr 2025 23:30:53
The fishing rods are always out balloons and you take the bait everytime without fail ???.

11 Apr 2025 23:34:21
Agreed DTP. I bet you miss having a sex drive like these youngsters have though. Damn right I'm jealous!

I notice Stevie's gone all quiet.

12 Apr 2025 09:23:48
Legolas my posts back to you and winter didn’t get posted probably a wise decision by Ed’s, but I didn’t go quiet, looking above not much worth gettingi involved in,

12 Apr 2025 11:31:44
Lego??
I can't find a decent pasty up ere, in Middlesbrough they have a Cornish pasty co. outlet which is as close as I've got but honestly doesn't have a patch on a good traditional homemade down west, I'd even give my right arm for a Rowes???.

12 Apr 2025 12:06:38
And Stevie, put the knives away, we're all having a giggle, DTP gives as good as he gets and doesn't get his knickers in a twist, all light hearted banter on a BANTER site?.





 

 

 
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