29 Nov 2024 11:03:12
Some bits of Festive news fellow Reds.
It's going to be cold this Christmas. You might actually see a politician with his hands in his own pockets. ??
You'd have thought that at 73, Chris Rea's family might make the effort and drive to him this Christmas. ?
Every Christmas, we'd go down to the Pub, have a few pints then deck the Halls. I'm surprised the Halls lived next door to us for as long as they did. ??
Finally, in , the Christmas Panto "Jack and the Beanstalk" has been cancelled in Bradford, Rochdale and Oldham as the Giant couldn't smell any Englishmen. ???.
29 Nov 2024 19:47:50
Did you watch spurs play last night?
Jonno looks the real deal at spurs now banging goals in for fun
Good luck to him he's earned his spurs?
Great talent shame we couldn't have kept him but Hudson a real talent to and so is elanga on good day
Suppose it was good business all round.
29 Nov 2024 19:50:55
Stokey do you ever leave the couch? ??
If you ain't reading a book and telling us about it your on the Internet looking at jokes ??.
29 Nov 2024 19:54:27
Very good mate.
29 Nov 2024 22:32:29
Love the last one Stokey. Just wondering - were you the typical white, racist copper for 30 years? (Tongue in cheek BTW before the woke crowd pounce! ).
30 Nov 2024 00:08:36
Problem is with last "joke"
It's racist
From an ex policeman I'd expect better tbh.
30 Nov 2024 08:01:45
You are a shameless racist, Stokey. How dare you tell jokes to make people smile. You're a disgrace. ???.
30 Nov 2024 11:34:20
Never a racist friends, it’s abhorrent to me. I worked with a few that were though. Nowadays I just like a laugh wherever what I hear tickles me. Plus I like to to cattle prod a few sacred cows now I’m retired….
Gazzi, you must be joking about the couch mate. I’m as busy now I’m retired as I was when I in work. The workload is highly likely to increase dramatically with a grand daughter due to arrive in the next fortnight. Looked after my grandson yesterday after School for a couple of hours and I was knackered. Great fun though ….
As you mention books, I’m currently reading “ The Ionian Mission” by the superb historical fiction writer Patrick O’ Brian. I’m aiming to read all 20 of his Aubrey/ Maturin sea novels and this book 5. I’ve also joined the Patrick O Brian Appreciation Society which my wife calls “the Dull Men’s Club”. I feel obliged to point out that Michael Palin and Keith Richards are fellow members. I recommend POB ( a film starring Russell Crowe was made of his “Master and Commander “. ), his knowledge of the workings of Nelson’s Navy, humour and gripping story telling are unsurpassed…….