27 Oct 2024 20:54:57
Anyway.
I was mugged by an acupuncturist the other day. He stabbed me over 300 times. Mind you, the next morning I felt wonderful. ?
I once attempted to smuggle a rugby ball through Customs. I thought it was worth a try.
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I think the teaching of history in American schools is dreadful. In a survey, none of the kids even knew who Neil Armstrong was or what sort of trumpet he played. ??
Finally, remember that last night was a terrible one for dyslexics. It's when their cocks go black. ??.
27 Oct 2024 22:13:07
Here goes. i'd like to have kids one day. i don't think I could stand them longer than that, ? I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes so she gave me a hug?. my boss told me to have a good day. so I went home ?. final crap joke. the other day my Mrs asked me to pass her lipstick. but I accidentally passed her glue stick. shes still not speaking to me ?? thank you and thank you goodnight ?.
28 Oct 2024 10:36:56
Your jokes brighten up a dullish Monday morning thank you.
28 Oct 2024 10:55:37
I saw a pair of knickers today which had on the front", I will do anything for love", on the back it said " but not that".
28 Oct 2024 11:03:20
Skegs and Socks …. brilliant! ?????.
28 Oct 2024 12:25:22
Bob Monkhouse takes the credit.
28 Oct 2024 13:19:21
Don't forget "Bernie The Bolt! "
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28 Oct 2024 15:38:08
I love kids too Skegs, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
28 Oct 2024 17:02:20
I used to suffer from the delusion that I was a television news reader but I’m alright now for the local news, traffic and weather where you are ……??.
29 Oct 2024 17:28:38
I once asked a woman with no fingers to give me a handjob but she just palmed me off……. ??.