17 Sep 2024 16:28:39
Anyway.
I'm worried about a friend of mine who's become addicted to brake fluid. However, he's assured me he can stop at any time. ?
When I was at school a wise teacher told me not to worry about my terrible spelling because one day someone would invent autocorrect. For this advice, to this day, I'm eternally grapefruit. ??
Big pat on the back for me folks as I've completed 2 Marathons in two days ( or Snickers as I believe they are called now). ?
Finally in, Everton have banned their players from owning a dog as none of them know how to hold a lead. Also, they have taken strong measures to prevent their fans from running onto the field as the last pitch invader was awarded Man of the Match. ??.
17 Sep 2024 23:45:52
Well its not the way you tell um, they are just dam amusing. Is their no end to your talents. Stokey.
18 Sep 2024 10:07:02
See del boy's been selling dodgy pagers again ?.
18 Sep 2024 10:38:01
Bowie, no matter which side of the conflict you are on the exploding pagers is a staggering example of the IDFs and Mossad capabilities. Just the logistics, technology and military intelligence needed to put that all together is amazing.
Without giving any secrets away Legless ( and we’ve both signed the Official Secrets Act I know) with your background are we capable, in general terms, of doing anything like that?
18 Sep 2024 12:22:31
It's straight out of Q's book of gadgets!.
Didn't some foreign power, a decade or so, try to interfere with Dick Chaney's pace maker?. Think Mossad have opened a can of worms, it will Vapes next ?.
18 Sep 2024 15:44:04
IMO Stokey, the most likely explanation would be that Mossad somehow managed to get their hands on the pagers - either at the Taiwanese manufacturer or whilst in transit. Or both? As you say it would have taken enormous effort and capability to do this.
18 Sep 2024 17:46:20
Walkie Talkie’s now as well Legless. Astounding! I guess we would be constrained by war crimes allegations or the exploding gadgets getting into innocent hands. But faced with an existential threat to their very existence I guess for the Israelis all bets are off.
I wonder if we could at least slip one into Huw Edwards back pocket? Also, I wonder if there was a message on the pagers such as "Good afternoon. Message from the IDF, Your 72 virgins are awaiting you".
By the way mate I’ve posted a sequel to the long running saga of the story of Lord Uxbridges leg.
18 Sep 2024 19:28:00
Oh, please no more about Lord U Stokey - for the sake of my sanity!
Unlike the pagers, my gut feeling is that the walkie-talkies could be a hack attack by the IDF, not Mossad.
18 Sep 2024 19:42:37
If you think about it, it's a very clever plan by the Israelis. The Hez don't want to use mobile phones because they are easy to track location-wise. Hence, their use of pagers as their primary comms. When the pagers were taken out, the Hez would then have moved to walkie-talkies as fallback comms. And the next day, what happens? Clever.
19 Sep 2024 13:01:21
Amazing thread, starts with jokes, finished on maybe World War Three?.