01 Sep 2024 22:01:39
Just to follow-up on my last post about "the way that you say it" - a 100% true story (not a joke) just for your amusement:
A couple of weeks ago I got back in contact with my 'first love' on Facebook. We dated each other seriously 40 years ago for about a year. I was infatuated with her.
Tonight, however, has proved to be a bit awkward. We were both in 'chatty moods' on FB and, after some nice discussion, I admitted to breaking into her parents' building site for their future house as a teenager. I then confessed to chilling-out in her parents' future bathroom and smoking cigs.
She jokingly replied that she hoped that I didn't poop in their new toilet.
I admitted that I did 'christen' their bathroom with a little poo - but, unfortunately, there was no toilet fitted at the time.
She's now gone quiet on me.
01 Sep 2024 22:38:11
Good god mate. Totally got the wrong end of the stick there. Sorry.
02 Sep 2024 08:04:03
Think that's one to keep buried.
02 Sep 2024 17:39:19
Legless I’ve filed that one away under’ too much information ‘ mate.
02 Sep 2024 17:41:47
I was expecting more sarcastic comments!
02 Sep 2024 19:01:19
As a fellow Veteran Stevie, you disappoint me, mate. I thought that you of all people on here would come back with a post about the strangest place that you have ever pooped!
02 Sep 2024 21:08:16
Legless you wouldn’t believe some of the places I’ve had to on active service, but that comes under the official secrets act?, let’s just say that my DNA is probably still in a field somewhere on the Irish border, had some long nights there?.
02 Sep 2024 22:04:12
Was you talking a lot on the Irish border then Stevie? ??
02 Sep 2024 22:30:48
I hear what you're saying Stevie. Mindful of the fact we can't say too much about this - I do believe that we served in the same place over there. Thankfully, I didn't have to poop in plastic bags in the process, if you know what I mean!
02 Sep 2024 22:48:37
Legless?.
02 Sep 2024 22:53:30
Skegs I’d sooner still be In a cold wet field all night sh####**g in a bag than listen to your BS ?.
02 Sep 2024 23:13:11
That's what I like to hear Stevie you still love me then pal ?❤️.
02 Sep 2024 23:41:10
Skegs, ?.