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23 Jul 2022 21:52:56
Ok as i'm bored.
Cough cough (clears throat)
To the song of piano man, billy joel.
Its 3pm on a Saturday, regular crowd shuffles in. there's old man bowie sitting me making love to his 4 shots of gin.
He said son can you play me a memory not really sure how it goes. But its sad and its hip and i knew it complete when i wore the older teams strip.
(Everyone) sing us the song your the cooper man. Punch the air tonight. For were all in the mood for the premiership and you got us feeling alright.
Now jollys at the bar he's a friend of mine, gets my tickets for free and he's quick with a joke as i light up my smoke and says there's some place that he'd rather be.
He says bowie this place is killing me, as the smile ran away from his face. I'd rather be punkd up in stardom if i could get outta this place.
Now balloons is a chef been around the place probably has for a while and he's chatting with rogie who never acts dodgy and always will do for life.
And stokeys out there talking his politics as the sandwich squad slowly get stoned. Yes there sharing a drink they call loneliness but it's better than drinking alone.
Its a pretty good crowd for a Saturday as the owner gives cooper a smile .
For its plain to see that the fans come to see the best team at forest no sighs . Ok ok never a single ??? sing us a song your the cooper man punch the air tonight, for were all in the mood for the premiership and you got us feeling alright ?

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24 Jul 2022 00:15:42
Cracker mate. Spot on ????.

24 Jul 2022 00:22:28
Never read a book in my life
Or poetry mate and I'm not starting now??.

24 Jul 2022 01:59:35
That’s definitely bound to be a number 1 mate class effort, even our very own Jessie Lingarrd would be proud of that rap………. big respect, keep it real as Ali G would say.

24 Jul 2022 08:55:48
You’re a poet Bowie and I didn’t know it.
Great stuff love it .
I’d love us all to sing to the tune of
“ your sex is on fire”
“ We’re Forest on Fire” ?
Would be a bit naff if we’re getting a tabbing I suppose.
But awesome if we’re dishing one out!
Any more suggestions guys?
Let’s have a bit more variety in our repertoire.
You Reds.

24 Jul 2022 09:14:42
Bowie, that's the BEST EVER since my 7 years on here!
"And probably will be for life! "
We all salute you Sir Bowie take a Bow-ie!

24 Jul 2022 09:27:42
Hahahaha thanks a lot reds your all too nice ??

24 Jul 2022 10:24:30

24 Jul 2022 11:49:20
Nice but I think the immediate task should be to teach the Trent End to sing all the different versus of “The Mist” (Mull of Kintyre) don’t you?

Now where’s Macca?

24 Jul 2022 12:56:31
It’s one of the great regrets of my life Bowie that I’ve never had the opportunity to see Billy Joel live. Tortured genius with issues. The songs just sublime, piano man, always a woman and uptown girl eternal and the rest are eternal. ???.



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