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23 Apr 2020 09:44:04
How are we all? Missing Forest. Having to get my footballing fix from Sunderland TIL I die and the Man City series.

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23 Apr 2020 09:51:37
Enjoying the sunshine redtree but starting to get fed up now.
Its like being retired or on holiday but without any fun.

23 Apr 2020 14:25:01
Going to have to do some diy soon .
My hairs getting too long and if they aren't going to end social distancing till the end of the year, then i don't fancy going to the barbers and getting my haircutt from 2 metres away.
What will they use?
A garden strimmer? 不不不不.

23 Apr 2020 16:07:25
I believe that in the army and your hairs to long they say" next time sit closer to the barber" 2 meters for me mate.

23 Apr 2020 16:35:41
Im dreading the question " would you like it taking off your ears? "
And would you you like anumber one or number two? 不不不.

23 Apr 2020 17:34:09
I just switch of my hearing aid, wait till they ask to trim your ear hairs and nasal hairs.

23 Apr 2020 18:04:50
What with a strimmer? 不不
My missus says i need a hearing aid, i just keep say what? . .

23 Apr 2020 16:55:32
I'm going about like Kack Lord from Hawaii Five 0!
不不不.

23 Apr 2020 19:27:52
Ive got more hair down my neck rogie than on my head .
Although its turning curly on my head now as well.
Not sure if the missus is coping well with lockdown as shes now calling me Dick .

23 Apr 2020 19:41:40
I think I could wear my wife's thong, I could wear it with the front over my nose and mouth, then I can turn it round 180 degrees use it as a pouch on the back of my head to hold my mop of hair. sorted. Make sure it's clean first.

23 Apr 2020 20:06:57
I see youve got all "angles covered "
I find it eisier to just "brush "the thong aside.

23 Apr 2020 20:27:17
Ps sounds a bit more than thinking 51?
Be careful mate could end up ping pong 云.







 

 

 
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